I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


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Sparky1 - Feb 07, 2005 8:27:25 am PST #9608 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Yes, you have no Q, -t?

Why does that strike me as funny? Perhaps it is the lack of sleep.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2005 8:27:58 am PST #9609 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have a Q on my phone.

hee hee! Tep, how are you feeling? Besides Hi-Larious!

[excised for bitchiness and whining]


Jessica - Feb 07, 2005 8:28:49 am PST #9610 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

7 is PQRS on my phone.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 8:36:02 am PST #9611 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

7 is PQRS on my phone.

0 is QZ on my phone.

Bastards! We can rely on nothing!


Glamcookie - Feb 07, 2005 8:44:51 am PST #9612 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

7 is PRS on my phone. I am Q-less. That's good as I hate Q.

t /TNG nerd


WindSparrow - Feb 07, 2005 8:47:28 am PST #9613 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, my phone has neither Q nor Z. 0 is OPER which strikes me as random and redundant. Also? Outdated. I mean, who calls the operator for anything anymore? Unless you need to know the country code for former Soviet Satellite states that are so small they don't show up in the little map in the phone book.


-t - Feb 07, 2005 8:47:46 am PST #9614 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I do have a Q! it just wasn't where I thought it would be, it's on the 0. Phones used to not have Q's and Z's, didn't they?

I've come up with "ULTRYK1" for your phone, Jessica. Now we just eed a meaning for ultryk and you're golden.


WindSparrow - Feb 07, 2005 8:48:44 am PST #9615 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I loved as how Q always made Jean-luc bluster, yet hardly flustered Kathryn.

Well, except maybe with the "I want you to have my baby" thing.


Jessica - Feb 07, 2005 8:50:21 am PST #9616 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, who calls the operator for anything anymore?

I dial 0 when I'm stuck in an automated menu and need to speak to a human. It works most of the time.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 8:51:37 am PST #9617 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Phones used to not have Q's and Z's, didn't they?

Yes, that's true.

If only there was one authority figure to decide once and for all if Q should go on the '7' or '0' button. This is why we need a fascist dictatorship.