wrod. I'm stunned there are Bitches that don't know the piano fling. But maybe y'all had places to go in college. (This is where, ordinarily, I'd think "It's different now." but this week I can't even kid myself.)
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Couldn't she just have had sex with Spike instead, Jilli?
Heh. No, I think she wanted to play with crowbars.
Jilli goes to all the kewl parties.
It was a very cool party. After I beat up a wall, I got to lounge on a fainting couch and drink absinthe.
Oooo, gorgeous sparkly overjacket (if that's what it's called).
Oooo, gorgeous sparkly overjacket (if that's what it's called).
Yep, that's what it's called. I made it myself, and it didn't turn out like crap!
(Is it okay that I looked at the pictures and gleefully told my Body Image Demons to go jump off a cliff, 'cos I can tell that I've lost weight since then? Is that a shallow thing to be self-gloating about?)
Not shallow - delicious.
(Is it okay that I looked at the pictures and gleefully told my Body Image Demons to go jump off a cliff, 'cos I can tell that I've lost weight since then? Is that a shallow thing to be self-gloating about?)
You're plenty gorgeous in those pictures. If feel like you're looking even better, then I'm afraid you might break me. Those demons can fuck right off.
That's what old pictures are for.
Yes, totally okay. I noticed that you are slimmer now, too, and that you always look so polished and graceful.
If feel like you're looking even better, then I'm afraid you might break me.
I have more of my jawline back.
That's what old pictures are for.
Some day I will scan the photos of me from 7 years ago, so I can show you what ScarilyThinJilli looked like. With really, REALLY big hair.
OK, I'd have sex with Spike for demolition purposes. *cough*
In case this is useful in re the rashes discussion, there’s this ointment called “Bag Balm” that a friend uses a lot on her eyes - she has had several eye surgeries and has an allergy to preservatives in most eye ointments. Which is to say, this is how I deduce that it is Good Stuff for itchy things, etc. I’ve used it on first outbreaks of athlete’s foot when I haven’t had any specific ointments available and it works to fix that, which is great
Heh. Bag Balm is the shit! I've used it for dry skin. It's actually used for cow's udders and for relieving inflamed udders and general milking malaise.
I'm going to try Tee Tree Oil on the bit of rash I've had around my bellybotton for a few weeks. I'm pretty sure it's contact dermatitis but no idea what the cause could be. I haven't changed detergent in YEARS (Tide Free), I have no new, binding clothes, or anything else that would be touching my midriff.