Ok, I had morning commentary, but everything went out of my head at the sight of the runway model.
Do they beam this stuff down from Mars, or what? I feel like posting that link up where my high-fashion daughter can see it, so that I listen to her point and snicker and say rude things.
That's not a dress, it's walking Japanese rope bondage.
The fine line between haut couture and fashion victimhood has finally been completely obliterated.
SF-istas: you can take a taxidermy class at Paxton Gate. My favorite part of the description? "The fee is $60 and the mouse and kit are yours when you’re done."
Also, dig the punk-rock mouse!
Heaven help me. Julia not only likes the bow dress, she is mad she doesn't have one. She is six. Fashion designers, please take note.
She said that?! Perceptive little thing, isn't she? (With an admirable vocabulary.) Oh, the boys have some trouble coming their way, I think.
Her father is already having heart failure, at the thought. Her vocab is something else. I don't know how little she was when she was using
hypothetically
correctly. A lot of times, I think she was born knowing everything. Both of my boys, however, are the youngest souls on record.
sheesh, why am I completely unable to do work?
Teppy, do you think they'd mind if we brought in the runway model in the haute couture Japanese rope bondage, and taxidermied her instead? I like to stuff dead things on a larger scale.
Teppy, do you think they'd mind if we brought in the runway model in the haute couture Japanese rope bondage, and taxidermied her instead? I like to stuff dead things on a larger scale.
Oh, but the punk-rock mouse is much cuter than that hideous "dress."
erika, your shit is totally freakin tight. Loved the essay a lot a lot.
This New Year's I swore I'd only drink champagne (or other white bubbly) and I started out well working on my own bottle of Prosecco but it all went down hill when somebody suggested getting pomegranate margaritas. and this is how I was for the rest of the night ... except for later with the making out with the leather pantsed, tattooed guy at the bar I should never go to. oy.
Next year I'm staying in with board games.
Happy New Year everyone.
Okay, I know I'm just going by pictures on lisah's end, and the hair is different, but to anyone who has seen both lisah and vw in person (together is preferable, but not required), do they resemble one another?
SF-istas: you can take a taxidermy class at Paxton Gate. My favorite part of the description? "The fee is $60 and the mouse and kit are yours when you’re done."
I was actually thinking of doing this. I've got a character I've been thinking about and she does little taxidermied mice tableau from her favorite novels (dark little things like:
Crash
and
Miss Lonelyhearts
and
Lolita.)