You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lilty Cash - Feb 01, 2005 5:52:01 pm PST #8667 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Uh oh. I think I'm entering the "Everyone I've Ever Met is Getting Married" stage of life.

Two close college friends with less than a week apart in August. These will be the first of my friends weddings, and by the end of that week, I'm going to need a hell of a lot of ice cream. Or booze.


Polter-Cow - Feb 01, 2005 6:06:56 pm PST #8668 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How about just alcoholic ice cream?


beth b - Feb 01, 2005 6:10:33 pm PST #8669 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Matt is not home yet. I should have dinner, but nothing looks good. a few things sound good , but they mean going out. bah. i wish for food to arrive.


esse - Feb 01, 2005 6:26:13 pm PST #8670 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Back in Berea. I managed to get in my room only by being bemused, pleasant, and having a sob story. I don't look forward to sorting this out tomorrow.


DCJensen - Feb 01, 2005 6:32:51 pm PST #8671 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

From last night's "Countdown with Keith Olberman" [link]

And there was one Focus on the Family e-mailer from Mason, Ohio, who was unhappy that I did not agree with her forecast, that I would be going to hell when I replied to her e-mail. She in turn replied.

“I showed respect even though I disagreed with you and you have the audacity to call me intelligent.”

Sorry, madam. You have me there. I won‘t make that mistake again.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 6:33:30 pm PST #8672 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Betsy! Are those skirtable boots?


Steph L. - Feb 01, 2005 6:35:09 pm PST #8673 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

SA, you mean in F suite?


DebetEsse - Feb 01, 2005 6:36:38 pm PST #8674 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

There should so be alcoholic ice cream


Gris - Feb 01, 2005 6:38:21 pm PST #8675 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Alcoholic ice cream is difficult due to the whole freezing point of ethanol thing. It's a big problem.

Alcoholic milkshakes, on the other hand, are quite doable, though you have to drink them pretty fast, as they tend to melt quickly.


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2005 6:51:15 pm PST #8676 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Alcoholic ice cream is difficult due to the whole freezing point of ethanol thing. It's a big problem.

My freshman year of college, one of my friends had a broken freezer that kept everything way too cold. We could freeze a bottle of vodka, and it would get to a sort of Slurpie texture.