This cracks me up:
In addition to the golden rules, Henderson includes two quizzes to enable you to arrive at a scientific understanding of which Austen heroine you most resemble and which Austen hero your preferred man is.
A handy chart advises you as to your compatibility. Are you an Elinor (sense) or a Marianne (sensibility)? Elizabeth? Grab that Wentworth! Jane? Steer clear of that Henry Crawford!
But one nagging question remains. If Austen really was such a dating genius, how come she died a spinster? "Yes!" says Henderson. "Poor Jane."