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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jan 30, 2005 5:08:10 pm PST #8182 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

According to the British parents' organization Bullywatch, which issued blue wristbands to students to publicize the campaign against school bullying, any kid wearing the wristbands was immediately targeted for attack by bullies


DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 5:10:25 pm PST #8183 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, yeah.


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 5:12:02 pm PST #8184 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

He gets treats when I collect him tomorrow.

I hope it's a good treat. That boy knows how to recover and catch up.

According to the British parents' organization Bullywatch, which issued blue wristbands to students to publicize the campaign against school bullying, any kid wearing the wristbands was immediately targeted for attack by bullies

Color me not surprised.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 5:12:37 pm PST #8185 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm disappointed. The bullies should co opt the blue wristbands as their gang colours.

That would be cool.


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:13:41 pm PST #8186 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm disappointed. The bullies should co opt the blue wristbands as their gang colours.

You're exhibiting a little more simpatico with the bullies than I think is rightly proper. Also, they lack your imagination.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 5:15:37 pm PST #8187 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, they lack your imagination.

For that, I quash my simpatico.

Louts. Louts with no flair, or sense of irony.


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:17:22 pm PST #8188 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Louts. Louts with no flair, or sense of irony.

So your prefer a more stylish lout? You like your goons with some panache?


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 5:18:46 pm PST #8189 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With the style and panache, they are no longer louts or goons. They are something more beautiful.

You didn't think I was in it for the brutality alone, surely?


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:21:52 pm PST #8190 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You didn't think I was in it for the brutality alone, surely?

Oh, no. You clearly need a gang that looks and works sort of like your Krav security detail.


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 5:24:54 pm PST #8191 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

You didn't think I was in it for the brutality alone, surely?

ita has nailed why I like hockey. Hitting guys. Boring. Hitting guys while skating. Speed and grace punctuated by violence.