'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tell me something dirty. I think smelling teenage pheremones all week had upped my libido or something. It's completely bizarre.
Dude, I've been on pelvic rest since, like October! I've forgotten what dirty looks like. (And, yes, technically, I'm probably off it if I remember to ask, but as I have no really urge for The Sex right now, I haven't asked.)
Umm. Hmm. Dirty?
Lemme get back to you on that one.
They eventually figure out that diaper changing goes more quickly if they don't fight it.
I sure hope so.
Of course, right now it's not helping that every single member of this household has a bad cold. We're a cranktacular crew.
If my pelvis were stretching, I'd be off The Sex, too.
Actually, my pelvis is unstretched and off The Sex. I have no excuse. It's appalling.
Anyway, I'm after your mind, not your body.
You did see This! in Natter, right? Watch it long enough, and you start to feel German.
Ack! My eyes!
Ok, I just became a nun.
Ok, I just became a nun.
Give in to the Hasselhoff.
Paul feels blind now. I made him look.
E. gad. That is so wrong.
Paul's poor penisis probably curling up and crying in horror.
Tell him hello for me.
(Paul, not his wee.)
I did not click, because i clicked in Natter. I thought it was very funny but very, very, wrong. and really, something we should never speak of again.
I have not been able to close that image since the link first turned up in Natter a couple days ago. It's just so WRONG.
