No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

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beathen - Jan 20, 2005 7:02:48 pm PST #6149 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I've had two types of chai. The first way was steeping a chai flavored tea bag in water, the second is a combination of milk and chai concentrate (Tazo or Oregon chai). I'm not sure which way I like it best but I'm leaning towards the concentrate.


Trudy Booth - Jan 20, 2005 7:02:59 pm PST #6150 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cooking question: I'm looking at a recipe (flourless chocolate cake) which calls for "1 1/2 scant cups almonds." What does that "scant" mean?

Our math genius doesn't know it yet, but she's been given a recipe with inexact measurements. Will her head explode? Let's watch t /announcer voice


beathen - Jan 20, 2005 7:06:05 pm PST #6151 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Let's add the problem of trying to figure out how many grains a "pinch of salt" is.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 7:06:42 pm PST #6152 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

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beathen - Jan 20, 2005 7:09:17 pm PST #6153 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

And how do you deduce that, smarty-pants? Hmmm?


DCJensen - Jan 20, 2005 7:11:13 pm PST #6154 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

For the last few months, even more, there has been a commercial for a cheapass laser level that makes me grind my teeth every time it is on.

I don't mind it, for the most part, cheesy dialog pomising leveling it really can't deliver, because it's just a straight edge light. No problem, homeowners can learn to use a bubble level if they have to.

No, it's not your ordinary cheese that makes my teeth grind. it's the voiceover saying "It even goes around corners!" and showing it lighting around an outside corner.

I can't help the alarm bells that go off and make me wince and grumble "No it can't!"

Yes, if you point it from somewhere opposite the corner, it can illuminate a line across the two walls, joined at the corner, but it does not "go around" the frickin corner, dammit.

This rant brought to you by a frustrated physics nerd.


meara - Jan 20, 2005 7:11:14 pm PST #6155 of 10002

Let's add the problem of trying to figure out how many grains a "pinch of salt" is

Obviously what you'd need in that case is one of those fancyshmancy sets of "pinch" and "dash" spoons. Then you could count.


Hil R. - Jan 20, 2005 7:13:32 pm PST #6156 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Our math genius doesn't know it yet, but she's been given a recipe with inexact measurements. Will her head explode? Let's watch

I am fine with inexact measurements. Those are not inexact measurements, they're faux-exact measurements.


beathen - Jan 20, 2005 7:16:27 pm PST #6157 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Yes, if you point it from somewhere opposite the corner, it can illuminate a line across the two walls, joined at the corner, but it does not "go around" the frickin corner, dammit.

I've wondered about that. Now I know.

Obviously what you'd need in that case is one of those fancyshmancy sets of "pinch" and "dash" spoons. Then you could count.

Yeah, but they're probably name-brand-expensive-couldn't-find-them-even-if-you-sold-your-soul. That price is a bit too high for my, ahem, taste.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2005 7:18:20 pm PST #6158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

they're probably name-brand-expensive-couldn't-find-them-even-if-you-sold-your-soul. That price is a bit too high for my, ahem, taste.

If you still have your soul, you shouldn't even be shopping for them. They're obviously too high end for you.