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By the way, I just started a list of evil people.
So far, it's just Jessica.Lee, if I weren't listless, I'd point out Jessica's always been evil. But she's evil in the way that a friend or roommate is evil, when you really, really, really don't want to go to work/school/whatever, and she comes up with the excuse, and encourages you to stay home, saying you look pale, and suggests that maybe if you just take it easy, and watch Becoming, and have some ice cream, maybe you'll feel better.
Lee, if I weren't listless, I'd point out Jessica's always been evil.
t preens
Er, I mean t preeeeeeeeeeeeens muahahahahaha.
Timelies, peeps.
Okay, I have to call bullshit on this Project: Runway show on Bravo. No way is this a real reality show. My instinct was to call bullshit when I first saw it advertized because the two really gay designers were just TOO GAY. But I was willing to let it go, that maybe they were real designers, and were just affecting their uber-gayness.
Now the ads for tonight's episode pushed me too far. Apparently those same two uber-gay designers get into a cat fight, and the fat one starts bouncing the skinny one's head off a wall while the skinny one cries and doesn't fight back.
IT LOOKS SO FUCKING FAKE! LIKE, ORIGINAL GEN STAR TREK FIGHTS LOOK GRITTILY REAL BY COMPARISON! I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE WHOLE SHOW!
Now the ads for tonight's episode pushed me too far. Apparently those same two uber-gay designers get into a cat fight, and the fat one starts bouncing the skinny one's head off a wall while the skinny one cries and doesn't fight back.
IT LOOKS SO FUCKING FAKE! LIKE, ORIGINAL GEN STAR TREK FIGHTS LOOK GRITTILY REAL BY COMPARISON! I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE WHOLE SHOW!
On the other hand, it sounds like they've taken professional wrestling to its logical conclusion.
the Rice confirmation hearing, which so far is making me want to give Barbara Boxer and Joe Biden big, sloppy kisses.
I wanted to make out with Barbara Boxer yesterday. I actually tuned off my radio because she was making so much sense - I was just getting too angry to focus on driving.
And if we can't trust reality television on Bravo, who CAN we trust?
t lurches into thread clutching a bottle of Odwalla Blueberry B Monster
I can't be getting sick again, right? I just got over The Ick a week ago, I'm not having a relapse, right?
No going out dancing for me tonight, that's for sure. My pet DJ will think I don't love him any more.
and the fat one starts bouncing the skinny one's head off a wall while the skinny one cries and doesn't fight back.
Oh but if you've been watching this is totally in character for both of them...
I love the big gay one because he says his dream celebrity to design for is Amy Sedaris.
I love the skinny gay one because he wears knee-highs to bed and designs pretty, pretty (and completely impractical) dresses.
I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE WHOLE SHOW!
Thanks for the heads-up. I'm totally not watching that show now.
Sean, since we caption the show and having seen the ep, I can say that the fight is just them goofing around and the producers threw it in the promo so it would look like a real fight. It also is clearly an unstaged show, because they do a lot of re-editing as they go. The over-the-topness of several contestants is their own, if oyu know what I mean. The producers probably selected them because of it, but it is no more "unreal" than ND and his kilts--it is their choice, not someone else's, and I think it adds some spice.