Huh. I don't think that test is right. I mean I suppose some of the questions are naughty, but y'know "There are more things in heaven and earth." I didn't get the highest score, but it said I was a major kinkster, and frankly it's not like we're wearing bizarre outfits and rolling around in pudding or anything.
Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jan 17, 2005 8:07:07 pm PST #5215 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 8:08:59 pm PST #5216 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I have an average sex life in need of kink.
That is incorrect. I have no sex life in need of kink.
DebetEsse - Jan 17, 2005 8:12:17 pm PST #5217 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Odd that no sex life scores as an average sex life.
Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 8:14:38 pm PST #5218 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Well, you know, I put some of those, "No, but interested" things, and it doesn't know the difference.
DebetEsse - Jan 17, 2005 8:16:26 pm PST #5219 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Right. I figured that was how the math worked out.
WindSparrow - Jan 17, 2005 8:24:30 pm PST #5220 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I got "sweet hints of a kinky nature". Sounds about right to me. And yeah, it was not exactly broad-ranging in its exploration of kink. Didn't even mention using candles in foreplay.
Connie Neil - Jan 17, 2005 8:27:56 pm PST #5221 of 10002
brillig
And there wasn't any mention of whether you get it on with the pets watching. I never feel like I'm giving my best effort if the cat's sitting on the dresser giving itself a bath and ignoring what's going on three feet away.
beth b - Jan 17, 2005 8:30:31 pm PST #5222 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
cat usally try and stay on the bed and pretend nothing is happening - even when they get kicked.
Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 8:37:45 pm PST #5223 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
aurelia has a new tag.
Susan W. - Jan 17, 2005 8:45:15 pm PST #5224 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Cashmere, you know how I said putting Annabel in a sleep sack prevented her from pulling up in the crib?
I was wrong.