This is what cracked me up. And yeah, they have that shit in stores around here, too.
PLEASE NOTE: In event of exchange, a 50% restocking fee will be charged. This is due to the fact that the item cannot be resold or redistributed due to sanitary concerns.
Ya think?
Do you think this is what Kermit was singing about?
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I see they couldn't figure out what on earth Bondage Ducky would do with handcuffs, but figured it should have them anyway. "Where do we attach them?" "Uh... just put them in front. Okay. Take the picture now."
Hee. They do have some very pretty cuban heeled stocking with backseams. I've worn those before, and they look very nice.
Ah, Erin, how I've missed you. :)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry, if this is your thing, but...
BWAHAHAHA!
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You are instigative and entertaining, is what you are.
Why, thank you! That's a great thing to be.
Damn, the model with the feather buttplug has beautiful thighs.