Right the FUCK on!
Yeah, I was particularly happy to find that what I thought was a massive car repair bill wasn't that bad at all.
Not as happy as I could have been, as I had to change a tire in the middle of a frelling deluge, but happy nonetheless.
Hey, anybody want a $10 phone card? My credit card company sent it to me to apologize for screwing up something with my account, but I've got enough minutes on my cell phone that I don't really have a use for it.
Also, WHERE IS MY LINK TO JESS' NEW HAIRCUT????
You lazy sumbitch. Hit previous and then CTRL-F and let your own fingers do the walking.
Chinese place not answering. So it's a gyro and hummus for me.
Amazingly enough, from a pizza joint.
Anyone ever taught White Fang or Tom Sawyer before? Please, give me a reason to be excited to teach these books.
Hit previous and then CTRL-F and let your own fingers do the walking.
Pffft! I skipped over 2,500 messages to get here, how am I supposed to know where in all that the link is? Hmmmm?
Curse you wee Seanie!
t /drive-by sluttitude attempt
That JohnSweden always gets right to the point.
HA! I stole your slut!!!!!
But you edited and made me look all crazy, and robbed me of my bad pun.
P-C, as a pharmaceutical editor, we don't look for brilliant, clever writing; we look for verbs and (mostly) coherent sentences.
Heck, in the tech industry, we apparently don't even look for coherent sentences! Can you make up terms that *sound* like they could be part of connecting to the internet? Great! You can be a writer at a giant software company!
(wanders off muttering "must not kill the writers must not kill the writers")
HA! I stole your slut!!!!!
This sounds like a Nip/Tuck quote.