because all the "typical" Canadian experiences involve cold, and Abby don't play that.

I grew up in serious nasty cold, and now I have Toronto cold resistance, ie. not very. I think my family is sick of me whining how cold it was in Calgary over Christmas, which, dude, it so was, but still.

I feel compelled to note that JZ is the most superfantastic of all the superfantastic people, and very very cute, too.

Uncompelled, I must add: word.

at least whipped cream how I make it--heavy cream, sugar, and vanilla.

You make whipped cream? You mean it doesn't come in a can?

Steph should be a role model for all Buffista women.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

::pauses for breath::

....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I have NEVER ever ever ever EVER seen or heard my name used in the same sentence with "role model"!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Rick, I don't think I know you, but you have MADE my year, man.

P-C, as a pharmaceutical editor, we don't look for brilliant, clever writing; we look for verbs and (mostly) coherent sentences.

Aw, crap. I'm overqualified.

Aw, crap. I'm overqualified.

I'm saying!

PLEI! I am sad for the sad school children. And truthfully, a little sad to see the snow go away. It was all pretty and white and fluffy, and I can walk everywhere I need to go, so no driving woes. Still, this cold thing, I don't like it, and wish it to be spring already.

Also, how is you and Princess Tickybox??!!?!

And yeah, my friend from Edmonton mocks me when I complain about -1, but dude, there is a reason she doesn't live in Edmonton anymore either.

HI TEPPY!

End of April, hu-fucking-zzah.

HOORAY!

PLEI!! How do I buy a corset?

You make whipped cream? You mean it doesn't come in a can?

Sometimes. Sometimes frosting doesn't come in a can, either. Damn. Now I want to send you that card. You know the one?

HI TEPPY!

SEANIE!!!!!! So, in what ways is 2005 being good for you so far? Details, please. Names, places, birthmarks....