You know what?
the fancy dress theme "colonial and native".
Wasn't going to end well, period.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2005 4:08:03 pm PST #3633 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2005 4:26:30 pm PST #3634 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It certainly shouldn't have.
Although no doubt Tarts and Vicars would have caused an equal fumfuh.
Aims - Jan 12, 2005 4:27:35 pm PST #3635 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I never thought that becoming a mother would mean I would actually pick another human beings nose.
Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2005 4:29:43 pm PST #3636 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Yup. You get used to body fluids.
Aims - Jan 12, 2005 4:31:47 pm PST #3637 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And I totally am. Emeline broke me in well. By our first week home she had pooh'd, pee'd and spit up on me several times.
beathen - Jan 12, 2005 4:32:26 pm PST #3638 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
You get used to body fluids.
I don't have any kids yet but one thing that weirds me out right now is finishing off food that the kids have slobbered all over. Kid saliva is scary.
libkitty - Jan 12, 2005 4:37:35 pm PST #3639 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
We have brilliant people here. I think one of you should invent something that compresses threads (especially Bitches and Natter) so that you can read all of the current content, and still manage to have an eensy bit of a life to talk about. I met all these wonderful buffistas in the Bay Area on vacation who read and post in bitches, but I'm having a hell of a time keeping up. And then I feel guilty because P-C not only reads it all, but he reads it closely enough that he actually noticed when I changed my tag, which was really pretty cool, so I'm not complaining about that.
Perhaps I just read slowly?
I must now go, or I won't get home in time for Lost. I have a sneaking suspicion I might be back online there though!
Ginger - Jan 12, 2005 4:39:08 pm PST #3640 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't have any kids yet but one thing that weirds me out right now is finishing off food that the kids have slobbered all over.
And who does that?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 12, 2005 4:42:07 pm PST #3641 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Perhaps I just read slowly?
I think you probably read more thoroughly than I do. I try not to skip, but I skim insanely. Which makes me always scroll back, because a lot of times I won't really read posts until I see someone else quoting them.
beathen - Jan 12, 2005 4:44:54 pm PST #3642 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
And who does that?
My dad would always finish off all the food that was left on my, and my sibling's, plate. I thought all parents did it.