Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


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§ ita § - Dec 31, 2004 12:20:48 pm PST #362 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Jag I've driven was more fun to be seen in (and how!) than drive, but that might be because the electrical system kept crapping out.

I never really enjoyed driving the Camry. Don't know if it's the same model as yours, though. The 3 series I drove felt like my Jetta, but with more authority. It wanted to go places.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2004 12:21:49 pm PST #363 of 10002
What is even happening?

I have a mini-van. Ran myself over with it once. While very pregnant.


§ ita § - Dec 31, 2004 12:21:53 pm PST #364 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It also had that talking feature, where a woman's voice would tell you if the doors were unlocked or the trunk was open

Your door is ajar ... your door is ajar .. your door is a jar of mayonnaise.

I don't know where that's from.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2004 12:22:15 pm PST #365 of 10002
What is even happening?

Eddie Murphy?


Kate P. - Dec 31, 2004 12:23:56 pm PST #366 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erika, I just read your story--that was awesome! Damn. Funny, touching, and real. I loved it.

edit:

I have a mini-van. Ran myself over with it once. While very pregnant.

What?!?!


deborah grabien - Dec 31, 2004 12:25:43 pm PST #367 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita, Nic's Camry is the 6-cylinder job; essentially, it's the Lexus (I think) 4 series, with a different logo. They're made in the same factory.

I'm intensely fond of Ripper, but since Infiniti no longer makes the J series luxury sports sedan, and since none of the other Infiniti models I've driven have come close to Ripper's 230 HP, devouring of hills, and sheer badass attitude, I can't rep it. People who own them tend to hang on to them.

Once Ripper goes to the Big Infiniti Graveyard in the Sky, I'm going to try and find a way to buy a Jag S type. The one we rented and drove from here to LA and back took the Grapevine in fourth gear from a standing start, at 105 mph to the summit, and never whimpered. Plus, comfort for light years and no blind spots. Want.


Amy - Dec 31, 2004 12:25:54 pm PST #368 of 10002
Because books.

Your door is ajar ... your door is ajar ...

Ack! That's the voice! What a fun car, though. I actually don't hate our Hyundai right now, though -- for an economy sedan, it's quick but feels nicely powerful and weighty on the road (i.e. not like our ancient Ford Escort, which is like driving an empty shoebox).


Hil R. - Dec 31, 2004 12:27:24 pm PST #369 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think the Camry's OK to drive, but not great. I liked driving the older model Lexus, but I hate the more recent one I've tried (2003, I think). They redesigned the body slightly, and now there are a bunch of blind spots. (Well, there are for me, anyway. I think that taller people wouldn't have a problem.)

Which is another thing I like about the MINI. The whole scale is smaller -- the steering wheel is a bit smaller than average, the driver's seat a bit higher in relation to the windshield -- and it just feels more comfortable for me to drive. In the Lexus and Camry, I really have to choose between being able to reach the pedals without stretching and being able to see. In the MINI, I can see out the windshield and press the pedals while keeping my heel on the floor.


deborah grabien - Dec 31, 2004 12:27:57 pm PST #370 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh, man, no word for the hating of the not!Enterprise Computer voice. "Your door is -" WHAM! Eat buckshot, lady.


erikaj - Dec 31, 2004 12:29:35 pm PST #371 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

My dad had one of the first cars to have the voice. Over time, the voice got lower and started to sound like my mom's voice...it was freaky, sort of. Then, of course, he would say "Nag, nag, nag," to the car voice.