Heh. From the 5ive.com site.
Five terrible fake articles in Waaaaa!, the notional magazine for hipster Noe Valley mothers
[ed. note - Noe Valley being a very yuppie zone in SF]
1. Clogs: They’re just so comfortable!
2. Tough Choices: One baby, two dogs or two babies, one dog?
3. Election Special: Which clever t-shirt will you force baby to wear?
4. Busy Mom Discipline: Try hitting the baby with the spaniel
5. Why can’t I name them all “Tyler?”: One mother’s painful journey of discovery
t whine
I feel like complete and utter crap.
t /whine
oops, not yet.
really, not good at all, and I want my mommy
t /whine
hands Lee a purring cat and a mug of hot cocoa.
Poor Lee!
Question for the group. Can you have champagne without a toast?
You can have a toast without champagne, and therefore you can also have champagne without a toast.
At a party? Huh. I hate it when I'm wrong.
I hate it when I'm wrong.
You know what'll make you feel better? Drinking champagne.
You can have a toast without champagne, and therefore you can also have champagne without a toast.
I see no reason you can't have champagne without a toast, but I don't think it follows from the existence of toasts without champers.