I'm just feeling a little sensitive on the feeding issue because it seems like everyone is surprised Annabel isn't eating more solids.

I get this, too! And I feel like I'm stuffing him with all kinds of solids. My family is just mostly impatient to feed him pizza, I think. I have to balance out DH who can't stand to have a messy baby. He wants to feed Owen and not have the baby's hands and face covered with baby food. He wipes his face after every three bites or so and freaks out if I try to feed O in a restaurant because he thinks it's "too messy".

My MiL says he gets it from her because she can't stand a "baby yuck face" either. *sigh* I'm like, "strip 'em to a diaper and let him feed himself if he wants."

I've got baby on the brain today. I sincerely hope I'm not boring people to death. But it's nice to have Susan around to bounce stuff off of since O and Annabel are so close in age.

I'm like, "strip 'em to a diaper and let him feed himself if he wants."

Feed 'em nekkid and hose 'em off.

Cash and Connie. I had two kids in diapers (well, training pants for one) that I fed that way and then would let them into the front yard to play with the hose. We lived in Yuma, Arizona so it was virtually a year round activity. I have pictures for proof (and come to think of it, the son was nekkid.)

Feeding naked leads to pee in the food.

"strip 'em to a diaper and let him feed himself if he wants."

Yep. Witness my little cousin Aidan a couple years ago: [link]

Feeding naked leads to pee in the food.

Why do I know that's the voice of experience?

Witness my little cousin Aidan a couple years ago

BWAH! I'm thankful I purchased one of those plastic mats to put under the high chair.

I had two kids in diapers (well, training pants for one) that I fed that way and then would let them into the front yard to play with the hose.

Definitely a summer thing here. But yeah. I'm going to do that.

Feeding naked leads to pee in the food.

I used to say we ought to feed 'em naked in an empty tub and just fill it up after, though. Instead, I'd give them their messiest meals (the ones I was letting them feed themselves) right before bath time.

Susan, some babies nurse exclusively for a year. One of me s-i-l's is very nervous about choking. My niece was probably on the same track as Annabel. She is gorgeous, and brilliant, and funny, and all good things, at age four.

Cheerios are a great finger food. Arrowroot cookies are great, because they can't choke. Once you're at a point where you and your doctor agree Annabel should be eating finger food, the real secret is small, irregularly shaped pieces.

to use a fork for something other than stabbing his sister

Given who his sister is, is this really a proper goal? :)

VW, that's sweet, the doggie pillows.

Yay Cashmere (or, your family) for the restitution-and-not-jail.

This tattoo has come in handy in exactly the situations Hubby mentioned. It's worked so well that he added his Social Security number.

Bwhahahahaha! That's hysterical.

Infectious disease is becoming a huge problem because we've basically set up a system to incubate things like TB and then release it back into the community

Sure, not to mention AIDS.

A church in my hometown had a pastor named Jimmy Jones, born well before the name became notorious.

My high school principal was named Jim Jones. He went by "Mike" (which I assume was his middle name, but whatever).

(Mine *was* a fairly deep knife wound that left an icky scar, but palm wounds tend to hurt like a motherfucker.)

Ooh, me and my "I fell down the stairs and got stigmata" palms agree. Plus, six weeks later the big spot scars are still pink.

Nobody ever expects the firebombing of an insurance company.

They really should actually...

Bwhahahah!!

Happy birthday ita! Hope it's been good. If not, then kick the crap out of it.