Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

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Anne W. - Jan 04, 2005 8:21:25 am PST #1099 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

IMHO, they have already done several things which individually should have been bigger scandals than Watergate....

Yes, but I want there to be massive public humiliation, dammit!


Deena - Jan 04, 2005 8:21:55 am PST #1100 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, but I like dynastastic, especially when it's spelled dynasstastic.


Susan W. - Jan 04, 2005 8:21:56 am PST #1101 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Does anyone else see this as a sign he's thinking about running in 2008?

I've been saying all along if Dubya got re-elected we'd see Jeb vs. Hillary in '08. I even used this as one of my talking points when I ran into undecideds this year. And I think it pulled at least one of them closer to the Kerry camp.

Sheesh. Didn't we fight, like, a revolution or something to get rid of dynastic rulers? And if we have to have them, can't we pick the Kennedys instead? They're prettier, smarter, and better tabloid fodder.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2005 8:22:52 am PST #1102 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Let me just say that I really, really want Bush and all of his cronies to be beset by a humiliating political scandal that will make Watergate look like a case of someone using the wrong fork at a White House dinner.

Hmmm. Abu Graib. Nope. Saudi gladhanding immediately post-9/11? Nope. LYING IN ORDER TO START A WAR? Nope.

I think if Bush raped a puppy on live TV and then ate it alive, people would be all "Awwww....he likes animals."

I honestly don't know what it'll take to bring him down.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2005 8:24:08 am PST #1103 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, but I want there to be massive public humiliation, dammit!

Me too. But it ain't gonna happen. Not unless aliens and/or Jesus shows up and says, "Stop sucking! Stop fucking things up!"


deborah grabien - Jan 04, 2005 8:25:30 am PST #1104 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Let me just say that I really, really want Bush and all of his cronies to be beset by a humiliating political scandal that will make Watergate look like a case of someone using the wrong fork at a White House dinner.

It wouldn't matter. They could find Jeb and Dubya in each other's arms, separated only by the orifices of a horny donkey, and crystal meth all over them, and the media wouldn't touch it.

Depressing.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2005 8:27:17 am PST #1105 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I think if Bush raped a puppy on live TV and then ate it alive, people would be all "Awwww....he likes animals."

This makes me weep with laughter. And, sadness, 'cause, true.

And if we have to have them, can't we pick the Kennedys instead? They're prettier, smarter, and better tabloid fodder

As a MA resident, I can only inform you that Ted Kennedy does NOT fall under the "prettier" category. God love him, though. Ted Kennedy, reviled by conservatives, my senior Senator!


brenda m - Jan 04, 2005 8:28:36 am PST #1106 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not unless aliens and/or Jesus shows up and says, "Stop sucking! Stop fucking things up!"

Oh please, oh please, oh please...


Jessica - Jan 04, 2005 8:29:24 am PST #1107 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jeb and Dubya in each other's arms, separated only by the orifices of a horny donkey, and crystal meth all over them

Okay, this is my new favorite fantasy scenario, except for the part where I really don't ever want to visualize it. But the headlines in my head are pretty sweet.


deborah grabien - Jan 04, 2005 8:31:20 am PST #1108 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

But the headlines in my head are pretty sweet.

Heh. Heheheheheheh. The only question would be, which Bush gets which end of the horny donkey?