Chi-Kat, what are you doing at work young lady?
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
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Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jan 22, 2005 11:49:37 am PST #9498 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ChiKat - Jan 22, 2005 11:53:01 am PST #9499 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Trying to get caught up on some research. I know, I know. It sucks, but I'm not the only one here, and that's some consolation.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2005 12:06:07 pm PST #9500 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I really do not want to go out and switch my car to the other side of the street. Which I am sure wil involve shoveling. And I can't find my mittens!!!
Kalshane - Jan 22, 2005 12:18:04 pm PST #9501 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I can't find my mittens!!!
Have you checked with the kittens?
So I now have chili. Other reminders of why I never cook:
1) slicing my finger open while chopping the onion
2) Onion juice seeping into the cut through the bandage while I was chopping the rest of it.
3) Small grease burn on my arm from leaping grease.
4) Dropping the spatula onto the floor not once but twice flinging grease and onion pieces everywhere
5) Misjudging the heat and charring some of the chili to the bottom of the pot.
6) The fact that even though I'm using my mother's recipe, it still tastes nowhere as good as when she makes it.
§ ita § - Jan 22, 2005 12:20:32 pm PST #9502 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
6) The fact that even though I'm using my mother's recipe, it still tastes nowhere as good as when she makes it.
You might be looking at that as a cause, where others would see that as an effect.
Kalshane - Jan 22, 2005 12:24:47 pm PST #9503 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
You might be looking at that as a cause, where others would see that as an effect.
I know. Practice makes perfect and all that. At the moment, though, it's a whole lot of aggravation for not a lot of payoff.
DCJensen - Jan 22, 2005 12:39:20 pm PST #9504 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Burned chili tends to have an effect on the whole pot.
Plus? I bet your mom slow cooked it. Did you?
Jessica - Jan 22, 2005 12:45:36 pm PST #9505 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Practice makes perfect and all that.
Not to mention that the chances of her ever making it exactly as written are slim to none. Family recipes are like that.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2005 12:50:34 pm PST #9506 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not to mention that the chances of her ever making it exactly as written are slim to none.
I always forget that there are people who follow any recipe exactly. If you asked me, I'd say I use the Joy of Cooking banana bread recipe. And I do, except I usually don't add the lemon zest, or nuts, or fruit, and I always add cinnamon and vanilla. But I follow the recipe!
Jessica - Jan 22, 2005 12:51:35 pm PST #9507 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But I follow the recipe!
Recipes are like the Pirate Code. They're guidelines.