Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Jan 22, 2005 12:24:47 pm PST #9503 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You might be looking at that as a cause, where others would see that as an effect.

I know. Practice makes perfect and all that. At the moment, though, it's a whole lot of aggravation for not a lot of payoff.


DCJensen - Jan 22, 2005 12:39:20 pm PST #9504 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Burned chili tends to have an effect on the whole pot.

Plus? I bet your mom slow cooked it. Did you?


Jessica - Jan 22, 2005 12:45:36 pm PST #9505 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Practice makes perfect and all that.

Not to mention that the chances of her ever making it exactly as written are slim to none. Family recipes are like that.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2005 12:50:34 pm PST #9506 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not to mention that the chances of her ever making it exactly as written are slim to none.

I always forget that there are people who follow any recipe exactly. If you asked me, I'd say I use the Joy of Cooking banana bread recipe. And I do, except I usually don't add the lemon zest, or nuts, or fruit, and I always add cinnamon and vanilla. But I follow the recipe!


Jessica - Jan 22, 2005 12:51:35 pm PST #9507 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But I follow the recipe!

Recipes are like the Pirate Code. They're guidelines.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2005 12:53:18 pm PST #9508 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also funny -- my mom was putting together a thing of family recipes, and it included both my grandmother's spaghetti sauce and my uncle's, which he said was an adaptation of my grandmother's. They have virtually nothing in common, except cinnamon.


DCJensen - Jan 22, 2005 12:53:27 pm PST #9509 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Recipes are like the Pirate Code. They're guidelines.

What Jessica said. Arr!


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2005 12:55:01 pm PST #9510 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister called me this morning for my bread pudding recipe. She's leaving out the white chocolate. I'm horrified. Not sure if she'll do the water bath either.


Hil R. - Jan 22, 2005 12:57:31 pm PST #9511 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've got my grandmother's recipe for apple fritters, which is, "Peel and slice some apples. Mix with some flour, egg, and sugar. Fry." There may have been one other ingredient -- baking powder, maybe? But it was still just "some" of that. And I know that she put some cinnamon and ginger and a pinch of salt into these when she made them.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2005 12:57:38 pm PST #9512 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm with her on the white chocolate, but the water bath sounds important. Most things that cook in water baths do so for a reason.