Eww. Jonathan and Victoria are still very creepy.

I'm so sorry Lee and Robin have such crappy crappy pain.

It didn't? When I put the shoe in the trash can, it vanished.

Weird. It would only go in the surf shop for me.

I just ate a sandwich for lunch about thirty minutes ago, and all it did was make me really hungry. And I'm really feeling like making mashed potatoes, peas, and lemon chicken. Which would be really yummy. But will require some work.

Robin, glad it is helping. I had not bad pms this time but I think it is making up for it now. I've been perpetually annoyed the whole time, NOW I get the evil pms volcanozit on my neck that gives me a headache and a neckache and if my bosoms don't stop hurting and return to normal size, I'm lopping them off.

Crankycrankywhiiiiiiiiiine.

I think I shall pour myself a scotch and a bath.

I wonder how a bath of hot scotch would feel.

I'm still trying to get my head around this:

. That was my feeling when I called them after the first week and said, "What are you doing? This is a family show."

Huh? I acted like a jerk, and that's bad for families? Families shouldn't see the way I acted? The way I acted was just fine, except in families?

I wonder how a bath of hot scotch would feel.

The vapors would probably knock you out, and then drowning might ensue. Troublesome. Better to just drink the stuff.

That was my feeling when I called them after the first week and said, "What are you doing? This is a family show."

Translation: "I thought they would edit out my assholery."

It's snowing up here in Northbrook

I had to open all the windows in my apartment, it was just too damned warm in here.

t runs away

t throws things at ND

It is 4 [again] and the nor'easter is nigh.

t ducks

The cable guy is trying to tell me I have too many devices. Pfft. My too many devices worked fine for months. Make it back like that.