I, too, think the world will not collapse if you skip a day of showering. Especially if hypothermia is a distinctly possible byproduct of said showering.

I also think warding with pickles would be wicked cool. And I'm going to go home now since it's finally past 6 pm and I can remove one thing from my list of things I don't understand.

I'd sponge bathe with water heated on the stove before willingly going 3 days between showers.

Oh sure. But I'd sponge bathe with stove-heated water WAY before I'd take an icy cold shower in the winter.

I don't shower every day anymore, and I kind of love it. I think it's better for my skin and hair, too.

See, I can't (like compulsion can't) put on body lotion on unwashed skin. And even if I don't shower, I have 36 hours max before I need to be re-moisturised.

I remember a cousin moving to England and being so excited he could shower at night and wake up not funky. Not like Jamaica.

I don't shower every day (more by circumstance than by choice), and I don't wash my hair every time I shower. My hair is much nicer if I only wash it a couple times a week.

Suddenly, tho' I feel like I'm the skanky Buffista.

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Burrell, you aren't the skanky Buffista at all! (BTW did you get my email?)

If the storm is bad, you can blame Jesse for taunting it.

I love washing my hair each day and feel ick if I don't. That's a me issue though and not a grooming expecation for others.

Suddenly, tho' I feel like I'm the skanky Buffista.

No, that's Jesse. You're the musky Buffista. I'm the OCD-and-bleeding Buffista.

We should get t-shirts.

My hair is much nicer if I only wash it a couple times a week.

I only wash my hair twice a week. Not only has it made my hair healthier, but it means the color isn't getting stripped out constantly.

I bet I'm skankier than Burrell. But out here, water is at a premium, and there is just no humidity, so no sweaty nasty feeling.

Sorry about that. Pre-interview hysteria.

No worries. I quoted back the wrong part, and my text read like I was being a jackass.

The nice lady would like a writing sample, so I think I made it to the next round.

The next round is good. Like pirates and chocolate and Hugh Laurie.

I swear to god, I would never leave my house during winter. I would huddle in a fetal position in front of a fire for four months.

Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here before the snow starts so I can pick up a case of beer and not leave the house for a couple of days.

I'm keeping my eye on the Doppler radar from the news building down the block.