One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Jan 21, 2005 1:20:24 pm PST #9247 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't shower every day (more by circumstance than by choice), and I don't wash my hair every time I shower. My hair is much nicer if I only wash it a couple times a week.

Suddenly, tho' I feel like I'm the skanky Buffista.


Allyson - Jan 21, 2005 1:22:22 pm PST #9248 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

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Kat - Jan 21, 2005 1:22:37 pm PST #9249 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Burrell, you aren't the skanky Buffista at all! (BTW did you get my email?)

If the storm is bad, you can blame Jesse for taunting it.

I love washing my hair each day and feel ick if I don't. That's a me issue though and not a grooming expecation for others.


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2005 1:23:15 pm PST #9250 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Suddenly, tho' I feel like I'm the skanky Buffista.

No, that's Jesse. You're the musky Buffista. I'm the OCD-and-bleeding Buffista.

We should get t-shirts.


Atropa - Jan 21, 2005 1:23:19 pm PST #9251 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My hair is much nicer if I only wash it a couple times a week.

I only wash my hair twice a week. Not only has it made my hair healthier, but it means the color isn't getting stripped out constantly.


Liese S. - Jan 21, 2005 1:23:53 pm PST #9252 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I bet I'm skankier than Burrell. But out here, water is at a premium, and there is just no humidity, so no sweaty nasty feeling.


shrift - Jan 21, 2005 1:23:58 pm PST #9253 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Sorry about that. Pre-interview hysteria.

No worries. I quoted back the wrong part, and my text read like I was being a jackass.

The nice lady would like a writing sample, so I think I made it to the next round.

The next round is good. Like pirates and chocolate and Hugh Laurie.

I swear to god, I would never leave my house during winter. I would huddle in a fetal position in front of a fire for four months.

Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here before the snow starts so I can pick up a case of beer and not leave the house for a couple of days.

I'm keeping my eye on the Doppler radar from the news building down the block.


Jesse - Jan 21, 2005 1:24:20 pm PST #9254 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not skanky! Or stanky, neither. Just because I choose to reject the bizarre modern-US standards of "cleanliness"!


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2005 1:25:00 pm PST #9255 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I just got scolded, quite rightly, for an inadequate status report.

Now I need to write weekly status reports, the real kind that say how much progress I made on each project, with details. The kind that lets people check up on me.

I HATE that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2005 1:25:03 pm PST #9256 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, I'll go 3 days or so between actual shampoos, but I've found a shower the night before only lasts me halfway through the next day even using Ivory Soap. Freezing for a bit would be preferable to that icky grungy feeling.

Right there with you, Betsy. Did I not make it clear to these people that my college-tested method of goofing off and then doing all the work the night before works just fine?