Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 28, 2004 8:02:21 am PST #924 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm missing another lightning bolt of clue, Nilly. I just keep ending up in a scenario where the woman (for sake of argument) can't go over by herself to the other side, because there are boys there, and the man can't go by himself because there's a girl there.


DXMachina - Dec 28, 2004 8:03:16 am PST #925 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Same here, ita.


shrift - Dec 28, 2004 8:09:13 am PST #926 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

write Sports Night!

t stalling Sports Night porn? Do you know how difficult it is to get Sorkin characters to stop bantering and angsting and going crazy in order to have sex? t /stalling


Tom Scola - Dec 28, 2004 8:12:05 am PST #927 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

This morning when I got up I stubbed my little toe, badly.

It's afternoon, and it's still swollen and purple. I guess I have to go see the doctor.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2004 8:14:13 am PST #928 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tom, I don't think there's much that a doctor can do for a maybe-broken toe, other than tape it.


Kat - Dec 28, 2004 8:14:46 am PST #929 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Lori, Charisse, not Clarisse.

shrift, I'd imagine it's incredibly difficult, since there is so little of it out there. But you do it so well. You capture the voices spot on, and you still get them to get it on. You're so good at it.

Though I wouldn't mind some Weiss/Vaughn either.


lisah - Dec 28, 2004 8:15:53 am PST #930 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

This morning when I got up I stubbed my little toe, badly.

oh how I feel your pain. I broke one of my wee toes this summer. I never went to the doctor though becuase I figured they couldn't do anything about it. I just iced it when I remembered to. It's mostly normal now. It sucked because I had just bought a cute pair of strappy sandals and I didn't get to wear them for the rest of the summer. I'm guessing you won't have that issue.


Daisy Jane - Dec 28, 2004 8:16:54 am PST #931 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy Birthday Emily!

-t, my friend called from NO on Christmas to tell me it was snowing (I heard from a cousin that Houston got some too) and I thought of you and Dana.

Last weekend was fun and exhausting. I got home on the 22nd, ran some errands and then got ready for the party that night. It finally stopped raining so that we could set off the fireworks, and then later it started to snow. Alex would have loved it.

My dad actually showed up this year so he and I had lunch on Thursday. It's been 20 years since the man has lived in Shreveport and yet, everywhere we went people are all, "COACH!!" We also went shopping for my and Mr. H's presents. I got a necklace and earring set for my NYE dress and Buffy season 6, and we got a Saints jersey (easily his favorite present) and Beatles Yellow Submarine action figures for Mr. H.

My big present was the Mac, but sister 1 gave me a handmade magnet in the shape of a heart on fire that says. "My sister. She makes me laugh. She makes me think. Heather is loved." I think it may be one of my favorites. Sister 2 gave me a B&N gift certificate which I am about to use since they are having a sale. I also got a pair of sleep boxers with a bass on the butt and "Nice Bass" written across as my "Alex present."

I hope everyone else had a lovely holiday with family and friends.


Lee - Dec 28, 2004 8:18:17 am PST #932 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If Sports Night is difficult, maybe shrift should try Lost porn instead.

t hopeful

eta: Ouch, Tom. I hope the pain is short lived.


Kristen - Dec 28, 2004 8:22:29 am PST #933 of 10002

Guess you finally had to put Clarisse's top up, huh?

Oh yeah.

But I'm mostly worried about Charisse getting crushed by a 46 year old King Palm. The planters they were planning on fixing after the New Year might not make it to a new day.

I think I may park on the street for a few days.