Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jan 21, 2005 10:16:02 am PST #9126 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Things I just don't understand.

People who don't like chocolate
People who go on Reality TV
Higher Math


Dana - Jan 21, 2005 10:16:24 am PST #9127 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My cup runneth over with bitter.

So I'll just cancel that hotel room I booked this morning, hmm?

(Er, above sentence is not to be taken in any porny way.)

And admittedly, I'm not working the insane hours, but I did work 8 hours Wednesday and Thursday and then go to evening classes, and I have class tonight.

And, uh, a phone interview for a job at 3:15. Gack.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2005 10:17:09 am PST #9128 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

2. Why all you people have so much earwax.

For candle making?

I'm curious why such earwax obsessed people would ever let it build up so much - it's like they are hording it.

If so, you are MORE than welcome to mine.


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2005 10:18:28 am PST #9129 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::points suspiciously at brenda's wax-free head::

Come to think of it, I don't think Cylons have earwax problems. (Of course, I'm referring to the new, sexy Cylons who can pass as human.)


DXMachina - Jan 21, 2005 10:22:39 am PST #9130 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Come to think of it, I don't think Cylons have earwax problems. (Of course, I'm referring to the new, sexy Cylons who can pass as human.)

I don't think the classic Cylons had much in the way of earwax problems, either.


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2005 10:25:21 am PST #9131 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think the classic Cylons had much in the way of earwax problems, either.

No, I suppose not. I just didn't want brenda to feel offended....


Kalshane - Jan 21, 2005 10:29:55 am PST #9132 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Come to think of it, I don't think Cylons have earwax problems. (Of course, I'm referring to the new, sexy Cylons who can pass as human.)

Well, I imagine the old-school Cylons with KITT's sensor grid bolted to their face (yes, I realize BSG pre-dates Knight Rider) didn't have the problem either, but that's obviously less flattering.

ETA: I should have known this was going to be x-posty.


sarameg - Jan 21, 2005 10:35:48 am PST #9133 of 10002

Sue doesn't understand me!

sobbing


brenda m - Jan 21, 2005 10:36:16 am PST #9134 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't know what you're breep bop britz system malfunction talking about.


Sue - Jan 21, 2005 10:41:49 am PST #9135 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Sue doesn't understand me!

It's okay sara. I can still love you and think you're deranged.

I don't know what you're breep bop britz system malfunction talking about.

Brenda's a fem-bot!