Sue doesn't understand me!
It's okay sara. I can still love you and think you're deranged.
I don't know what you're breep bop britz system malfunction talking about.
Brenda's a fem-bot!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue doesn't understand me!
It's okay sara. I can still love you and think you're deranged.
I don't know what you're breep bop britz system malfunction talking about.
Brenda's a fem-bot!
Why is it that I can sit quietly unspoken to in my office for hours in the morning or afternoon, yet my co-workers can not let the 20 minutes I need to eat a rapidly cooling lunch go by without standing in my doorway and asking me question after question or handing me memos while I'm holding a forkful of food?
hours (ok minutes) of entertainmnet for me? accordian connected post-it notes.
Matt's co-woker is a BEEYEAOTCH.
pssst. when brenda's boss tells her to do something, she responds, "by your command."
There are many things I don't understand, like object oriented programing.
pssst. when brenda's boss tells her to do something, she responds, "by your command."
I think it'd be more interesting if everytime her boss finished telling someone what to do he'd say "THIS I COMMAND!" but that sort of changes genres.
Burrell! how are ya?
Object oriented programming is simple. You use objects. Which can be oriented. Orient the objects in the right ways and you have programming.
Things I don't understand
Half my job is taking messages. It's always so funny to say "Would you like to leave a message?" and have the caller say yes and then wait for a beep.-t, are you able to refrain from saying beep? I don't think I would be.
Okay, with the "Things I don't understand" riff, y'all are earworming (not to be confused with earwaxing, although I'll add if the wax protected against the worm, it would be more appealing) me with Proverbs, of all things. And so I pass it on to you...
There are three things that are too amazing for me,
four that I do not understand:
the way of an eagle in the sky,
the way of a snake on a rock,
the way of a ship on the high seas,
and the way of a man with a maiden.
(I actually understand that last one, now.)