It might be kind of messy.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jan 19, 2005 1:36:53 pm PST #8213 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
amych - Jan 19, 2005 1:37:19 pm PST #8214 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Can you kill anyone with a zester?
If you got them to stay still long enough, I don't see why not.
DXMachina - Jan 19, 2005 1:37:51 pm PST #8215 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
The most equivalent kitchen utensil to a sawzall is an electric carving knife.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2005 1:38:00 pm PST #8216 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is it possible to be too zestfull to live?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2005 1:38:21 pm PST #8217 of 10002
What is even happening?
Somervillains, did any of you watch the news. What the frilly heck is going on with the terrorist threat, here? I didn't want to put the TV on, because I won't have my kids living in a cloud of fear. I put the radio on, but the phone rang, Scott came in and went out again, and I was cleaning up, and only managed to catch about every third word, and some of those were uttered by H*wie Carr.
JenP - Jan 19, 2005 1:41:07 pm PST #8218 of 10002
Can you kill anyone with a zester?
Yes, but it takeswould take a really long time.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2005 1:41:28 pm PST #8219 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aaaand, the inaguration fireworks just started. That sound totally freaked me out until I realized what it was.
When I first lived in DC, on the Hill, I freaking FREAKED OUT on July 2nd or 3rd when they practiced the cannons on the Mall.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2005 1:42:56 pm PST #8220 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't know if you could actually kill somebody with a zester, but you could certainly make them wish they were dead. Especially with a nice microplane.
Sparky1 - Jan 19, 2005 1:50:27 pm PST #8221 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
What the frilly heck is going on with the terrorist threat, here?
Here's the AP Wire story:
BOSTON (AP) -- The FBI notified area law enforcement Wednesday to be on the lookout for four possible terror suspects who may be headed to Boston.
A federal law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the matter remains under investigation, told The Associated Press that the FBI's joint terrorism task force has not yet corroborated a tip that the suspects entered the United States through Mexico in recent days, possibly bound for Boston.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2005 1:57:16 pm PST #8222 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Expecting double post...
Aggressively microplane the inner thigh.