If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the evening?
If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers....
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Jan 19, 2005 11:47:01 am PST #8135 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2005 11:48:10 am PST #8136 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, silver hammers are useful for escaping punishment by teachers and the legal system.
NoiseDesign - Jan 19, 2005 11:50:05 am PST #8137 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Crescent wrench. I've seen them used as a hammer by many a stage hand.
Not that I'd ever do that.
-t - Jan 19, 2005 11:50:26 am PST #8138 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I can't tell you how often I've wished I had a rubber mallet. Useful things, they are. Or seem to be when you don't have one, anyway.
sarameg - Jan 19, 2005 11:51:31 am PST #8139 of 10002
You really have to store them someplace low or well secured. Dropping a mallet on your toes hurts much much much worse than a hammer.
Sean K - Jan 19, 2005 11:51:32 am PST #8140 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Not that I'd ever do that.
Oh no. Never.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2005 11:52:01 am PST #8141 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't tell you how often I've wished I had a rubber mallet. Useful things, they are. Or seem to be when you don't have one, anyway.
I've only used them for pounding on hubcaps. A fist works just as well, but hurts more.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2005 11:52:26 am PST #8142 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I didn't get wrenches until LONG after I got a hammer. The second most important useful tool in my life? Needle-nose pliers. Handy for bras and jewelry. My life does not involve a lot of construction.
Betsy HP - Jan 19, 2005 11:53:33 am PST #8143 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Rubber mallets are the best. My husband keeps one in the kitchen.
It was really funny when we had carpet installed. Our son came pounding downstairs and said, "Hey! The guy is using a MEAT TENDERIZER to put the carpet in!"
sarameg - Jan 19, 2005 11:54:19 am PST #8144 of 10002
I'm trying to think how needle nosed pliers are handy for bras and blanking.
Wait, to uncrimp the damned wee hooky things?