Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Jan 18, 2005 9:25:39 pm PST #7886 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Awesome story! Now I'd like another one. Please. And a glass of water.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:27:26 pm PST #7887 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Alibelle, pretty princess is thirsty. Asks for water, but the troll keeps saying no. Troll goes to attack princess, who defends herself with glitter. Glitter gets in the troll's eyes. Princess steps over troll and gets water on her own. The end.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:27:35 pm PST #7888 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I like that story! Good on the princess!

Sad about the dragon, though.

Now I'd like another one. Please. And a glass of water.

Hey, me too! And a cookie!


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:29:08 pm PST #7889 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Here's the deal. I'll get you water and a cookie, after you lie in your bed, quietly, with the lights out, for 10 minutes.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:37:05 pm PST #7890 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t looks impatiently at clock

t hums Baby Got Back to self for no good reason


billytea - Jan 18, 2005 9:40:09 pm PST #7891 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

hums Baby Got Back to self for no good reason

I obviously have a broader definition than you of 'good reason'.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:40:30 pm PST #7892 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

OH! I forgot to add, you have to lie in bed, quietly, with your eyes shut.


beth b - Jan 18, 2005 9:41:31 pm PST #7893 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I wanna story. and a glass of fizzy water with lime.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:41:41 pm PST #7894 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

billytea!

I'm suddenly really grateful for my insomnia. How are you?


Lee - Jan 18, 2005 9:43:10 pm PST #7895 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I forgot to add, you have to lie in bed, quietly, with your eyes shut.

Pffft. Another story, and then we'll think about it.