Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 18, 2005 8:56:13 pm PST #7881 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It takes a little while for skin to clear up, Kat. PATIENCE!


Lee - Jan 18, 2005 8:57:01 pm PST #7882 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Mooommm, Allyson used the "P" word.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:01:30 pm PST #7883 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

P? perfunctory?

NO PATIENCE. SKIN CLEAR UP NOW!!!!!

Also, remember the ProActiv debacle? "Ms. G, are you okay? your face is really red. Did you get a sunburn?" Not a good comment to hear from your students.

however, I have a new jacket that's pretty.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:21:30 pm PST #7884 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I need tucking in. I would also like a bedtime story, please.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:24:40 pm PST #7885 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kristin, pretty princess trapped by dragon. Slays dragon. The end.

crap story due to trying to finish and go to sleep myself.


Alibelle - Jan 18, 2005 9:25:39 pm PST #7886 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Awesome story! Now I'd like another one. Please. And a glass of water.


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:27:26 pm PST #7887 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Alibelle, pretty princess is thirsty. Asks for water, but the troll keeps saying no. Troll goes to attack princess, who defends herself with glitter. Glitter gets in the troll's eyes. Princess steps over troll and gets water on her own. The end.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:27:35 pm PST #7888 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I like that story! Good on the princess!

Sad about the dragon, though.

Now I'd like another one. Please. And a glass of water.

Hey, me too! And a cookie!


Kat - Jan 18, 2005 9:29:08 pm PST #7889 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Here's the deal. I'll get you water and a cookie, after you lie in your bed, quietly, with the lights out, for 10 minutes.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:37:05 pm PST #7890 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t looks impatiently at clock

t hums Baby Got Back to self for no good reason