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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lysana - Jan 18, 2005 1:33:43 pm PST #7712 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Capris I don't wear, as they tend to look bad on women with short, curvy legs(ok, pudgy legs) like me.

I have been told I look good in capris, and I do not have long legs. Or slim ones, for that matter.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 1:34:38 pm PST #7713 of 10002
What is even happening?

(When were "camel toes" as a fashion sin invented? I don't think anybody cared in the 1970s.)
I only became acquainted with the term within the last few years. However, I remember in the late 70s or early 80s, my best friend's mother yelled at bf's little sister, because her designer jeans were too tight, and it was the camel toe effect the mom specifically pointed out.
Other issue? capri pants and boots. If it's warm enough for capris, you don't need boots.
World of yes.


Cashmere - Jan 18, 2005 1:46:30 pm PST #7714 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

They snarked on some actress and said something to the effect of "if the zipper on your pants is longer than a man's penis, they're high waisted, and you should wear them" WTF?

Some penises are longer than others. IJS.

Still, Chloe S. drives me bugfuck.

Pertaining to the cameltoe discussion


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 1:51:09 pm PST #7715 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ARGH! My eyes!

That picture should be stored in the Vatican vault, along with other things Not To Be Seen by Man.


Sheryl - Jan 18, 2005 1:51:56 pm PST #7716 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Still, Chloe S's "high-waisted" jeans came to just below her navel. That's not high-waisted in my book.

(She did need to wash her hair and stop scowling, though)


Cashmere - Jan 18, 2005 1:55:04 pm PST #7717 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

That picture should be stored in the Vatican vault, along with other things Not To Be Seen by Man.

I'm browsing Celebrity Toes and cracking up at the commentary. Page 4 features Prince. Hi-larious.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:01:03 pm PST #7718 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have mixed feelings about the dress/jeans thing. I kind of don't get it, but still kind of like it. I don't think I could pull it off myself, even though this woman who has sold me dresses in the past seemed to think I could. She was always telling me I could wear stuff over jeans.

I just went grocery shopping, and not only did I forget to buy eggs, a key staple, I bought a jar of peanuts that turned out to be unsalted. BAH.


Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:01:48 pm PST #7719 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, and has anyone drawn a connection between the anti-camel toe and the anti-visible nipple trends? I think they are the same thing.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 2:03:00 pm PST #7720 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have to wear sleek stuff. My body is ruffled enough. A dress with jeans on me would look like I'm trying to smuggle baby hippopatami.


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 2:07:09 pm PST #7721 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I think they are the same thing.

I think you're right. So why aren't we all focused on guys' crotches at press events, checking to see if they're discreetly smooth?