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§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 6:21:48 pm PST #6262 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

could it be that the cup doesn't fit properly?

I guess it's this -- I've never found a non-full-coverage bra that fits properly, then. Because even unlined, if it's demi, I just have to inhale, and they're leaping for freedom again. Or pulling away from the cup. They're very willful, my breasts.

I hate them.

At least today.

Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:23:52 pm PST #6263 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Demis are made to put your ta-tas on display, like a pastry in a patisserie.

They're supposed to jump out at innocent bystanders. And growl. Or something.

DXMachina - Jan 14, 2005 6:26:17 pm PST #6264 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I just have to inhale, and they're leaping for freedom again.

What a fabulous image.

§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 6:28:08 pm PST #6265 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're supposed to jump out at innocent bystanders. And growl. Or something.

Yeah, but I've been lead to believe they're not supposed to be cut in half. And by demis I mean anything not full coverage. No go. Can't do. Out of the question.

Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:29:40 pm PST #6266 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ok, now I'm flashing on all the Beatrice Small books I read in HS in which the heroine's massive breasts were invariably described as "birds (or doves) flying free into his callused yet gentle palms."

Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:31:57 pm PST #6267 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm talking about this: [link]

And no, one's breasts should not be guillotined.

Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 6:40:24 pm PST #6268 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That just sounds weird, JZ. Sounds like nervous jokey -- like they didn't know what to do PLUS had the one opportunity to deal with "sexy" things.

I will say, I was horribly disappointed that everyone at my cousin's shower but me and a couple of other people bought stuff off the registry. That's no fun!! There was not a negligee to be seen.

§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 6:40:42 pm PST #6269 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine don't do that. Mine are serious about getting free, and are willing to amputate themselves for it.

It's like strapping Kunta Kinte to your rib cage every morning.

Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 6:43:13 pm PST #6270 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In a desparate attempt to entertain myself, I have been scouring craigslist, and finally made my way to the personals. Here's what one guy has to say about himself:

I have a good head of hair. I have no back hair. I am funny. I can run very fast, for short periods of time, but I walk quickly, and can do so all day.

I somehow find this endearing.

Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:44:15 pm PST #6271 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hee! Gosh, mine are pretty tame, but then, I think I give mine a little (lot) more airtime that you (or maybe anyone but Lindsey Lohan) gives yours.

EDIT because no matter how lively they are, boobs don't MOSH.

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