Ok, now I'm flashing on all the Beatrice Small books I read in HS in which the heroine's massive breasts were invariably described as "birds (or doves) flying free into his callused yet gentle palms."
Anybody can be a prop class clown.
Xander ,'Touched'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:29:40 pm PST #6266 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:31:57 pm PST #6267 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 6:40:24 pm PST #6268 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That just sounds weird, JZ. Sounds like nervous jokey -- like they didn't know what to do PLUS had the one opportunity to deal with "sexy" things.
I will say, I was horribly disappointed that everyone at my cousin's shower but me and a couple of other people bought stuff off the registry. That's no fun!! There was not a negligee to be seen.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 6:40:42 pm PST #6269 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mine don't do that. Mine are serious about getting free, and are willing to amputate themselves for it.
It's like strapping Kunta Kinte to your rib cage every morning.
Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 6:43:13 pm PST #6270 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In a desparate attempt to entertain myself, I have been scouring craigslist, and finally made my way to the personals. Here's what one guy has to say about himself:
I have a good head of hair. I have no back hair. I am funny. I can run very fast, for short periods of time, but I walk quickly, and can do so all day.
I somehow find this endearing.
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 6:44:15 pm PST #6271 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hee! Gosh, mine are pretty tame, but then, I think I give mine a little (lot) more airtime that you (or maybe anyone but Lindsey Lohan) gives yours.
EDIT because no matter how lively they are, boobs don't MOSH.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 6:49:05 pm PST #6272 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can run very fast, for short periods of time, but I walk quickly, and can do so all day.
I wanna know how long he can run moderately fast, dammit!
Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 6:52:50 pm PST #6273 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 6:54:08 pm PST #6274 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C, a guy my husband works with just got back from India. He brought us Gujarati Choondo Pickle. Made me think of you.
Heh. I'm not entirely sure what that is, but I think I have an idea. I often have no clue what the English "name" for a food is.
P-C, you should work for the Department of Indian Transportation. That is an awesome story. You totally made me want to go see it.
Well, sort of. At least, in theory, and definitely more than anyone else has ever made me want to go see a scary driving place. I think it was the musical backing up details.
He he. The musical backing up is actually the most annoying thing ever, despite how cool it may sound.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 6:57:19 pm PST #6275 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The musical backing up is actually the most annoying thing ever, despite how cool it may sound.
The Vestibules have a radio sound-FX skit of Beethoven backing up his truck. Which, in a silent medium, I could only overexplain.