It's in the ad!
Back away from the TV very slowly, hands in the air, and no one will get hurt. Oh, and turn it off too.
Surreal Life, right? With Lady Chyna, or whatever?
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 11:41:42 am PST #6099 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Alibelle - Jan 14, 2005 11:41:56 am PST #6100 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I got a lot of Arkansas and Louisiana. But I have no plans to leave KC for several years...although I have this sneaking feeling I'll end up in NO before I'm dead.
Maybe Arkansas and Lousiana paid off the Find Your Spot people. Because I've been to New Orleans, and it is definitely not my ideal spot. And no matter how hard they try, I will not be relocating to Arkansas-- and I don't think I'm alone in that.
Is it wrong that I laugh every time I hear Flava Flav say to Brigitte Neilsen, "I want to give you a baby"?
Yes.
amych - Jan 14, 2005 11:43:48 am PST #6101 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Maybe Arkansas and Lousiana paid off the Find Your Spot people
New Haven certainly did.
Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 11:43:49 am PST #6102 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Surreal Life, right? With Lady Chyna, or whatever?
Even better -- they apparently have their own spinoff.
Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 11:44:25 am PST #6103 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Alibelle! Hi!
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 11:45:22 am PST #6104 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Even better -- they apparently have their own spinoff.
Oh, my aching head.
I imagine the Surreal Life is way past desperate -- appearing on it would imply that you will never work again, so this will be your last onscreen cash.
Alibelle - Jan 14, 2005 11:46:24 am PST #6105 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Surreal Life, right? With Lady Chyna, or whatever?
I just saw that last night, as I was getting ready for class. I think Flava Flav and Brigitte were the creepy ones in the previous surreal life. The Surreal Life with Chyna has Verne Troyer as the most creeptastic drunk ever.
And they don't show that Calvin Klein guy nearly enough. Probably because he, and Da Brat, were the only people who were really coming off as functional human beings. Oh, and that Brady guy, but he seemed more like he needed to make everyone else's mess his business.
Very weird show. And now that I've seen it, I realize how lucky I was to miss it for so long.
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 11:46:40 am PST #6106 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The hand nearest the space heater is warm, but the hand by the window is numb.
I should not have to turn myself like a turkey to type.
Alibelle - Jan 14, 2005 11:48:14 am PST #6107 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Hi, P-C! How are you? How was your break?
Jesse - Jan 14, 2005 11:50:06 am PST #6108 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I imagine the Surreal Life is way past desperate -- appearing on it would imply that you will never work again, so this will be your last onscreen cash.
I'm sure. I'd hope the people who are actually washed up are better off than the people who never quite made it, but who knows? I mean, possibly people who watch the show, but not me.