There was a naked Jon Stewart in my dream last night. He was doing some stand-up special, and since it wasn't on basic cable he could swear and be more risque, so he did his whole stand-up routine nude.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2004 4:20:40 am PST #579 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Dec 26, 2004 4:27:10 am PST #580 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You know, tommy, some of us would've paid a lot of money for that dream.
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2004 4:33:26 am PST #581 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, it was kinda' wasted on me - I was thinking, "Is he gonna be naked the whole time?"
Fred Pete - Dec 26, 2004 6:08:42 am PST #582 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthdays, Jesse, Theodosia, and Rayne!
My Christmas? Hubs had been feeling rotten for a week. We finally convinced him to see a doctor. At 8:30 on Christmas Eve. So I spent Christmas Eve at the emergency room.
He was diagnosed with bronchitis and a sinus infection.
He's feeling a little better today. But now I'm feeling lousy....
Tomorrow, I call the doctor.
Laura - Dec 26, 2004 6:28:47 am PST #583 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
{{Fred & Hubs}} This is not a good way to spend the holiday. Also, I am loving your tag.
It's big Happy Birthdays! to all the birthday Buffistas. This must be an astronomically excellent day for birthing quality babies.
We have wild weather today. Not cold, upper 60's, but crazy winds. 25+ gusting to 40. All of my cristmas decorations have blown over, including the sandbagged ones. All the chairs are over. I am glad to not be flying today.
My heart is sick for the the Asians lost at sea. Oh my.
Narrator - Dec 26, 2004 6:54:38 am PST #584 of 10002
The evil is this way?
Cindy, I hope you get a good nap today.
Ditto. Get some rest.
Fred Pete - Dec 26, 2004 7:02:42 am PST #585 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Thanks, Laura. The tag ("Oh, Fred's an intellectual, brings a book to every meal....") is from Tom Lehrer's "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier." And it fits me perfectly.
Typo Boy - Dec 26, 2004 7:27:54 am PST #586 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Happy Boxing day, St. Stephens day and whatever other holidays it may be.
The sing along Fiddler on the Roof had a good portions of the Jews in Olympia. The costumes were amazing. The local Rabbi totally caught Tevye. (Actually he looks like a younger, thinner version of actor who played Tevye. Put it this way; attendance among women definitely increased at our local temple when he took over.)
beth b - Dec 26, 2004 7:34:23 am PST #587 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy birthday Jesse, Theodosia, and Rayne.
-t - Dec 26, 2004 7:41:47 am PST #588 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy Birthday Jesse, Theodosia, Rayne! Happy Boxing Day and a glorious full moon (it's the smallest of the year) to us all.