Mal ,'Trash'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I just overheard an odd converation.
A: I'm going to Canada.
B: Where?
A: A big city -- don't remember the name. North of Lake Michigan.
B: Montreal?
A: Yeah, I think so. But I hear you need a passport to go.
B: Then I'm never going. I'm never getting a a passport.
A: I have to. But I really don't want to go down to the Federal Building.
It was like eavesdropping on an AU.
I googled the event mentioned. He's going to Toronto.
What does Gus have to offer me?
Depends on your fetish tastes.
They have 1200 thread count sheets on sale at Overstock. I just have to get that off my chest.
How much?
I met a guy who wanted to join a rodeo today. That's about all the interesting I've got. Of course, I met him in the lobby of a global corporate headquarters which has absolutely nothing to do with rodeos, cowboys, horses, steer, roping, or clowns.
Very polite man. Seemed sane. A little confused, I'll grant you, but polite.
Okay, well, clearly the internets want myself and Gus to get married, perhaps setting up a small cheese-producing company.
Thank Jebus for the internets making my decisions for me. God knows what would happen if I had to sort these things out myself.
A: A big city -- don't remember the name. North of Lake Michigan.
He's going to Toronto.
Well, that's sorta true, in a directionally-challenged kinda way. At least it wasn't Montreal.
I'm never getting a passport.
Uh. This part, well, just sorta contributes to the stereotype, dunnit?
How much?
Way too much ($189). But that just makes the 800 count ($99) look reasonable and the 600 count ($69) set almost cheap.
God, I love high thread count sheets.
Did you ever get to try those natural beech sheets from BB&B?
Well, that's sorta true, in a directionally-challenged kinda way.
Well, yeah, but he doesn't know his (already paid-for) destination is. Doesn't know the name of the city he's visiting for personal reasons next month. Somehow knowing the name and effing the geography would bother me less.
This part, well, just sorta contributes to the stereotype, dunnit?
Oh, he sounded almost proud of himself.
Did you ever get to try those natural beech sheets from BB&B?
No, because I discovered I had an addiction and way too many sheets. But now that I think about it, I don't like the sheets for my twin bed. Maybe I should have a look into them.