My nephew leaves voicemail all over the place. When he was younger, it was just heavy breathing, but now he babbles. Until he gets bored and then wanders off, leaving the phone to pick up ambient noise. But you usually figure out it was him pretty quick. Unlike my brother, whose touchy phone apparently dialed my parents while in his backpack in lab. It freaked my mother out.
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2005 7:53:34 am PST #4766 of 10002
Cashmere - Jan 11, 2005 7:56:56 am PST #4767 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Keys lock! My cell phone is always on keys lock.
I saw a toy cell phone yesterday at Target that can record voice messages for you baby. I considered it for a moment, because Owen has become fascinated with the phone. He sees me talking into it and smiles and tries to grab it.
I'm sure if I bought it, DH would hate it. He hates all phones.
Vortex - Jan 11, 2005 7:57:39 am PST #4768 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'll get these kind of messages only the person doesn't know that their cell phone (most likely in a pocket) dialed the number without knowing it
I call that ass dialing.
I was once watching a DVD on a plane, and they guy next to me was obviously watching. i ignored him. I had to go to the bathroom at one point, and when I got back, he asked if he could share my headphones. That was going a bit far, I think.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 7:57:51 am PST #4769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What is it with phones? Are they like magic to the wee ones?
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 7:58:39 am PST #4770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
he asked if he could share my headphones. That was going a bit far, I think.
Just one small step on the way to ... MILE HIGH CLUB.
I think you get extra points if it's zipless.
Susan W. - Jan 11, 2005 7:59:21 am PST #4771 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
What is it with phones? Are they like magic to the wee ones?
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
Jesse - Jan 11, 2005 8:00:53 am PST #4772 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had to go to the bathroom at one point, and when I got back, he asked if he could share my headphones. That was going a bit far, I think.
Why people gotta ruin everything?
Oh, ita, there was a reference to the zipless fuck at this reading thing I went to over the weekend. I thought of you and laughed.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 8:01:08 am PST #4773 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
Some of them also produce candy.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 8:02:08 am PST #4774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought of you and laughed.
Did people wonder why zipless fucks make you laugh?
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
And often it's mummy or daddy's voice, which can't hurt.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2005 8:02:29 am PST #4775 of 10002
Are they like magic to the wee ones?
Pretty much. And they are a good size for grabbing in babyfists, gumming and drooling all over, especially the antennae (on the ones brother & SIL had.) Nephew was not impressed with the toy cells. He preferred the real thing.