What is it with phones? Are they like magic to the wee ones?
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
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§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 7:57:51 am PST #4769 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 7:58:39 am PST #4770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
he asked if he could share my headphones. That was going a bit far, I think.
Just one small step on the way to ... MILE HIGH CLUB.
I think you get extra points if it's zipless.
Susan W. - Jan 11, 2005 7:59:21 am PST #4771 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
What is it with phones? Are they like magic to the wee ones?
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
Jesse - Jan 11, 2005 8:00:53 am PST #4772 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had to go to the bathroom at one point, and when I got back, he asked if he could share my headphones. That was going a bit far, I think.
Why people gotta ruin everything?
Oh, ita, there was a reference to the zipless fuck at this reading thing I went to over the weekend. I thought of you and laughed.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 8:01:08 am PST #4773 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
Some of them also produce candy.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2005 8:02:08 am PST #4774 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought of you and laughed.
Did people wonder why zipless fucks make you laugh?
They have buttons to press and voices come out of them. Yeah, they're magic.
And often it's mummy or daddy's voice, which can't hurt.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2005 8:02:29 am PST #4775 of 10002
Are they like magic to the wee ones?
Pretty much. And they are a good size for grabbing in babyfists, gumming and drooling all over, especially the antennae (on the ones brother & SIL had.) Nephew was not impressed with the toy cells. He preferred the real thing.
flea - Jan 11, 2005 8:02:44 am PST #4776 of 10002
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Wee ones like phones because they make beeps and grandma talks out of them. And all the adults are fascinated with them, so there must be something cool about them, right? And if you do it right the cops come.
I have this problem - if there is reading material anywhere near me I have to read it. I can't help reading other people's papers on the subway. I try not to. It's an illness. It's genetic - mr. flea once noted that my family travels long distances so we can all be in the same room together, reading.
Cashmere - Jan 11, 2005 8:04:23 am PST #4777 of 10002
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I have this problem - if there is reading material anywhere near me I have to read it. I can't help reading other people's papers on the subway. I try not to. It's an illness. It's genetic - mr. flea once noted that my family travels long distances so we can all be in the same room together, reading.
Possibly, I'm a long-lost member of the flea clan. Drives DH bugfuck because he's all about the personal bubble (especially with reading material).
Jesse - Jan 11, 2005 8:04:29 am PST #4778 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Did people wonder why zipless fucks make you laugh?
Nah -- the woman talking was a comedian of some sort (not the funny sort, to me), so she was trying to be funny. And it wasn't actually zipless fuck she said -- it was zipless something-else. That was the joke.