Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 5:50:40 am PST #4709 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could get one of those cheap boxes of vinyl gloves for toner emergenices. They are handy for messy or toxin situations.

Be sure to get the blue gloves.

And write "TONER!" in blood on the walls when you're done....


msbelle - Jan 11, 2005 5:51:40 am PST #4710 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well sure, if you're looking for a psyche dismissal from work and a security escort out.


Lilty Cash - Jan 11, 2005 5:51:54 am PST #4711 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Toxic black fingerprints everywhere!

shrift, you should totally go play with other peoples food, now.


shrift - Jan 11, 2005 5:53:14 am PST #4712 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I could mottle Tom's shoes... except what happens if Tom goes on a crime spree of epic proportions with my fingerprints affixed to his boots? I mean, sure, it's beer and trivia one night, and the next, BAM!, he's hitting the international diamond exchange!

This is a cautionary tale about the effects of watching too much CSI.


Lilty Cash - Jan 11, 2005 5:55:30 am PST #4713 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

And write "TONER!" in blood on the walls when you're done....

As much as I cherish this entire season, this one moment may have been the high point for me. Possibly the entire run. Don't ask me why.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 5:55:44 am PST #4714 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

well sure, if you're looking for a psyche dismissal from work and a security escort out.

Well OK, it wouldn't have to be human blood....


msbelle - Jan 11, 2005 5:57:16 am PST #4715 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tommy, I don't want to know about the animal sacrifices at your work place.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2005 5:58:45 am PST #4716 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Paper stealers are horrible people.

Be comforted. They're right next to the people who talk at the theatre in Special Hell.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 6:07:30 am PST #4717 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The first ever actual photo of a planet in another solar system: [link]


Jesse - Jan 11, 2005 6:11:43 am PST #4718 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, did you see Sunday's Boondocks. Made me laugh. I can't find a broadcast of it, but it's hysterical.

Here it is. SO funny. I had to forward it to my friend who had just seen Mark Ruffalo running in the cold rain in shorts and a tshirt.

I used to love changing the toner at my old job -- it was this whole mess-free system.