Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:44:22 pm PST #3748 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, please tell me I'll never wear a pair of black crinkle patent boots with 3" heels. I have no idea what I'm thinking.


Lee - Jan 06, 2005 7:45:51 pm PST #3749 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can I tell you, instead?


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:46:25 pm PST #3750 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Kat, please tell me I'll never wear a pair of black crinkle patent boots with 3" heels. I have no idea what I'm thinking.

Not Kat, but think of how badass you'd look kicking someone's, erm, ass with those on. Fashionable, but deadly.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:46:34 pm PST #3751 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, if you could tell me I don't need these, that'd be great.

When did I become a shoe whore? I was imagining a great pair of red boots (to wear with jeans and a dressy red top) as I drifted off to sleep.

This isn't me. Something's wrong.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:47:59 pm PST #3752 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, you are no help, Maria.

Lee? Tell me. Please help.

And I'm not sure I can get these out of my shopping cart. My finger seems to be broken.


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:48:12 pm PST #3753 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Also, if you could tell me I don't need these, that'd be great.

You may not, but I might. I've been looking for a pair of red leather heels. Added bonus of comfort, too.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:50:04 pm PST #3754 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The claret does look nice, doesn't it?


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:51:30 pm PST #3755 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, god, you are no help, Maria.

t evil grin

I know. Isn't it great?

t /evil grin (Who am I kidding? That never closes when it concerns shopping.)

And I'm not sure I can get these out of my shopping cart. My finger seems to be broken.

My credit card is going to be broken if you don't stop linking to shoes/boots I WANNA BUY! The self-control went out the window a long time ago.

Edit:

The claret does look nice, doesn't it?

It does, and I like the ankle strap. Always have. It shows off the one part of my body I like--nice ankles.


Consuela - Jan 06, 2005 7:52:59 pm PST #3756 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gah.

Just wasted 45 good minutes of my life watching Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! Okay, so mostly on fast-forward. But really: there's a movie that should never have been made. And the hair and the collars and the sideburns just add insult to injury.

And yet, my early-20s crush on Michael Pare knows no shame. Sigh. He was a pretty man.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:53:17 pm PST #3757 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, so what colour clothes would I wear claret with? I can see it all with jeans, but nothing else.