Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 06, 2005 7:45:51 pm PST #3749 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can I tell you, instead?


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:46:25 pm PST #3750 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Kat, please tell me I'll never wear a pair of black crinkle patent boots with 3" heels. I have no idea what I'm thinking.

Not Kat, but think of how badass you'd look kicking someone's, erm, ass with those on. Fashionable, but deadly.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:46:34 pm PST #3751 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, if you could tell me I don't need these, that'd be great.

When did I become a shoe whore? I was imagining a great pair of red boots (to wear with jeans and a dressy red top) as I drifted off to sleep.

This isn't me. Something's wrong.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:47:59 pm PST #3752 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, you are no help, Maria.

Lee? Tell me. Please help.

And I'm not sure I can get these out of my shopping cart. My finger seems to be broken.


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:48:12 pm PST #3753 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Also, if you could tell me I don't need these, that'd be great.

You may not, but I might. I've been looking for a pair of red leather heels. Added bonus of comfort, too.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:50:04 pm PST #3754 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The claret does look nice, doesn't it?


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 7:51:30 pm PST #3755 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, god, you are no help, Maria.

t evil grin

I know. Isn't it great?

t /evil grin (Who am I kidding? That never closes when it concerns shopping.)

And I'm not sure I can get these out of my shopping cart. My finger seems to be broken.

My credit card is going to be broken if you don't stop linking to shoes/boots I WANNA BUY! The self-control went out the window a long time ago.

Edit:

The claret does look nice, doesn't it?

It does, and I like the ankle strap. Always have. It shows off the one part of my body I like--nice ankles.


Consuela - Jan 06, 2005 7:52:59 pm PST #3756 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gah.

Just wasted 45 good minutes of my life watching Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! Okay, so mostly on fast-forward. But really: there's a movie that should never have been made. And the hair and the collars and the sideburns just add insult to injury.

And yet, my early-20s crush on Michael Pare knows no shame. Sigh. He was a pretty man.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 7:53:17 pm PST #3757 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, so what colour clothes would I wear claret with? I can see it all with jeans, but nothing else.


Lee - Jan 06, 2005 7:53:46 pm PST #3758 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was thinking the same thing about the claret pair.

Hey, I know, I should buy them, and then you won't, since we shouldn't have the same shoes.

You can have the boots though...