Speaking of coffee, how did I not know until this morning that Seal's girlfriend was Heidi Klum? I feel like I'm behind in my celebrity gossip.

I do know, however, that K-Fed is preparing to launch a career in hip hop. This amuses me greatly.

How can he sustain the mythology?

There's mythology? I think that's a myth.

Fine, tell me, you meanie.

I think I'm going to rewind to a Yune or stubbly Vaughn scene during every ad break.

How can he sustain the mythology?

Dude. There is none.

I feel like I'm behind in my celebrity gossip.

Dude, I just found out JC was dating a Desperate Housewife. I bet you already knew that.

Kristen, they're engaged now. He proposed over the holidays.

Kat, he's SO pretty.

He needs to be in more things.

Of course I did! It's been the source of DOZENS of fandom kerfluffles in the past few months.

Plus I saw them in the parking lot at the Bean.

That place really is the source of 95% of my celebrity sightings.

He proposed over the holidays.

That's how I found out they were together. I didn't know until this morning.

Dude. There is none.

Then why does everyone insist that the show is incredibly hard to follow? I was under the impression that JJ loves an arc as much as Joss does.

JJ loves the idea of an arc. He's completely unprepared to deal with the consequences of having an arc. You've got to walk it and feed it and clean up after it...

Maybe someone could send him to one of those UCLA workshops.

So one watches for the pretty, and the wigs? A coherent story is a bonus?

Okay, ita, SIP spoiler:

David and Katchoo got married in Vegas in this issue. They were drunk and got married. No Way.

Henh. intersting. the screencaps I'd seen of Rick Yune I thought he was fighting Syd and not Nadie. that was unexpected.

AH! There it is... the fight with him. But that wasn't the one I had seen screencapped.

Maria, everything is twisty and ever changing and nothing stable. So it does get confusing. Unless you think pretty things go boom.

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