A big penis or a big cup?
The penis. Big cups have lost their cachet. Everyone can get a big cup, but not everyone can get a big penis (spammers be damned).
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Maria - Jan 05, 2005 11:34:40 am PST #3261 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Lee - Jan 05, 2005 11:34:46 am PST #3262 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jumping way ahead to say that I need a pimp cup. I wonder if they will have them at the fair next year.
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2005 11:38:11 am PST #3263 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jumping way ahead to say that I need a pimp cup. I wonder if they will have them at the fair next year.
There's a pimp fair?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 05, 2005 11:38:17 am PST #3264 of 10002
What is even happening?
I want the celebrities to have a big pissing contest about who gives the most, and then all give 'til it hurts.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2005 11:39:03 am PST #3265 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
True, that scenario would be a pretty good fad to start Hollywood on.
msbelle - Jan 05, 2005 11:39:03 am PST #3266 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you + fear = comedy gold.
Lee Lee leeleelele. shakes head.
Jesse - Jan 05, 2005 11:39:06 am PST #3267 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I want the celebrities to have a big pissing contest about who gives the most, and then all give 'til it hurts.
Me too. And honestly, my first reaction to reading about Bullock was, "She's still got an extra million? Good for her, man."
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 11:42:03 am PST #3268 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"She's still got an extra million? Good for her, man."
And it's not even the first million she's donated to charity! I'm totally seeing her next movie.
you + fear = comedy gold
Laugh it up, wee fist lady. Laugh it up.
So a co-worker (of whom I have too many) just started a joke with "So, a pig and a chicken cross a road..." And then he went back to work.
Does anyone know (as opposed to "find themselves able to make up") that joke? I have to give him extra clever points if I think he was tossing out a fake joke lead-in.
Lee - Jan 05, 2005 11:42:20 am PST #3269 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Maybe it's a penis in a cup.
And again, the first thing that sprang to my mind was the pubic hair comments.
There's a pimp fair?
Well, it's more of a convention, really.
The exempt/non exempt issue doesn't have much to do with hourly vs salaried-- it's about your job duties. Federally, more people are now considered exempt under Bush's regulations than they were under Clinton's, but in California, the basic assumption is that you are non-exempt.
Betsy HP - Jan 05, 2005 11:42:44 am PST #3270 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The Renaissance Pimpe Faire!
I shudder.