is it too early for me to start the "Tonight Is Alias" chant?

Woo hoo! Spyweek starts tonight!!!

So, uh. No.

Crazy people usually just make me feel uncomfortable.

well sure, uncomfortable if I am actually there, but when just the recipient of crazy people stories - it helps add perspective to crazy.

Yech. A mixture of rain/sleet is coming down outside. Very nasty stuff. And it's freezing in my office to boot.

TAR:

Kendra didn't help her "stupid as dirt" reputation any by pointing out the vomit left behind to Freddie.

That wasn't actually Kendra. Freddie said something about putting about 8 oz. back in the bowl and Kendra asked him what he meant. Then, he told her that he'd thrown up in the bowl. Not that I'm disputing Kendra being "stupid as dirt" because the breeding comment cemented that fact long ago.

Poor Gus and Hera. The worst detour pickers ever! Was there even one time that they didn't go for the wrong choice? They even tried to do the cantaloupe toss, for crying out loud. Now I only have Kris and Jon to root for. Everyone else bugs in some way.

I had breakfast not too long ago and I'm still hungry. There is cheesecake in the fridge. Is it acceptable to have breakfast desert?

Is it acceptable to have breakfast desert?

Is that a trick question?

The grocery store near me has these boxes that contain two slices of pie (cheesecake, key lime pie, etc). I thought that's what I bought yesterday, but it turns out I bought a whole cheesecake. So now I have the cheesecake equivelent of Too Much Candy, except there's no one here to eat it off my neck. At least not until my boss's dog gets in....

Hayden needs to be paired with Jonathan

If this actually referred to me, this would be a very short pairing. After I broke his nose, they'd probably disqualify me. But DAMN that would be enjoyable.

Also, re: TAR, to kat p: Freddy didn't start puking until his dumb-ass racist shithead of a girlfriend pointed out all of the puke on the floor.

I really can't stand the Fear Factor-level challenges. Between that and the enabling of the blue-haired wifebeater, TAR is quickly becoming the show I am most likely to drop if it doesn't clean up its act.

VM: I missed most of the first half (although I taped TAR, I figured I'd be around to watch VM). Would someone be so kind as to fill me in about what happened?

I've already dropped TAR (after one glorious season of LOVING it) because of the reasons hayden cited. It makes me sad. I do read the TWOP recaps though.

I watched 50 First Dates on HBO instead. It made me cry because I am the World's Most Sappiest Sap.

NOT YOU, hayden.

The beyootch chic Hayden on TAR.

I would never ever ever wish that on you.