Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 5:38:56 pm PST #2970 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

he was at Berkeley with a friend. Needed inhaler. Inhaler in pocket. Dime in pocket. Dime in lungs.

Trouble breathing. Great pain. Doctor takes X-Ray. Holy shit! It's resting just between his lungs. They say, "DON'T MOVE!"

Count back from 100. Sleeeeeep, QPB.

Send in Roto Rooter. Take out dime.

Macabre friend takes digital pics of the whole thing.

Why blog? I dunno.


DXMachina - Jan 04, 2005 5:39:57 pm PST #2971 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I just happened to flip channels to ESPN, and they were showing the audience from some boxing match, and there's this guy there, and he looks really familiar, and I suddenly realize it's Redd Foxx, who looks remarkably good considering he's been dead, like, forever.

Okay. Turns out it's the Ali vs. Chuck "The Bayonne Bleeder" Wepner fight.

Heh. "Wepner may look slow and awkward, because he is slow and awkward."


DXMachina - Jan 04, 2005 5:41:01 pm PST #2972 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Maybe QPB should fight Ali next.


quester - Jan 04, 2005 5:43:23 pm PST #2973 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

TAR: Hungarian water polo players suck! and once again Gus and Hera pick the wrong detour.

and did Lori bite Phil?


aurelia - Jan 04, 2005 5:50:57 pm PST #2974 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

quester, I think maybe she did. And I knew Gus and Hera would, but the alternative was Gus in a speedo .

Was it Adam that had the great line, "I think we need more music."

Kathy, there was water polo, pigs blood, spicy soup and vomit . Other people are probably better at the recap thing.

Oh and Happy Birthday to ita, and belated wishes to all those I missed in the last week or so.


Lee - Jan 04, 2005 5:54:29 pm PST #2975 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have yummy Indian work delivery food instead of the usual work delivery food.

Sadly, that is pretty much the highlight of my day.


libkitty - Jan 04, 2005 5:55:07 pm PST #2976 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I was so behind on reading, that by the time I caught up, all of my favorite children's books (at least all whose titles I can remember off the top of my head) have been mentioned. Have I said before that buffistas rock? Buffistas rock!

Aunts and uncles are there to fill in parents' gaps. Good thing you're sending books, Allyson.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2005 5:56:05 pm PST #2977 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, OUCH! Poor QPB. I hope he's better.

Why blog?

All the cool kids are doing it.


Kathy A - Jan 04, 2005 5:57:05 pm PST #2978 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

So, who was Philiminated ?


DXMachina - Jan 04, 2005 5:57:27 pm PST #2979 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Aunts and uncles are there to fill in parents' gaps.

Huh. I thought we were there to fill the nieces and nephews with Jolt cola and Twinkies before dropping them off at home. Have I been doing it wrong?