It's a joke.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2005 4:57:17 pm PST #2641 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 4:58:54 pm PST #2642 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because, really, if the goat offendeth thee, nyam it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 4:59:20 pm PST #2643 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday, shrift!
My first miracle of the new year has occurred - I had a yen for Japanese food tonight, and for the first time in living memory got seated with non-freakish people at a hibachi grill. (They were a nice yuppie couple expecting their second child next week.) Usually there could be four empty seats in a row and the hostess would be all "No! You sit over there by the twitchy man barking obscenities!"
Kat - Jan 03, 2005 5:03:59 pm PST #2644 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
HA, Matt! That's why I fear hibachi dining.
For the record, the drawers are done and the furniture is now fully assembled and strapped to the wall.
Random question:
for all of you ikea having folks not in Fault Zones, do your flatpacks of furniture come with earthquake straps? And if so, what do you do with them? Cause if you don't use them, would consider sending them to me, because I'm going start strapping all furniture down in an effort to get prepared for the Big One.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2005 5:09:51 pm PST #2645 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I actually have a ton of those straps, and I never use them, even though I should. (I am, however, paranoid about keeping bookshelves bottom-heavy.) You really want them?
I need to join that Goat Trauma thing! NOTE: Never put the food in your shorts pocket.
Kat - Jan 03, 2005 5:13:06 pm PST #2646 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
You really want them?
YES!
Also, please note, goats will sneeze on you if you are dusty.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2005 5:15:36 pm PST #2647 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Do you need any allen wrenches? I can't seem to throw those out, either. And I never have to, either, now that I have a new tool box.
WildDemon Cornelius - Jan 03, 2005 5:16:56 pm PST #2648 of 10002
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...
Well, it's early but the goat trauma thing takes the lead in terms of funniest thing I've seen in 2005. The only way it could be funnier would be if it wasn't a joke, but if nothing else the "testimonies" blow it out of the water.
Goats and Monkeys!
Kat - Jan 03, 2005 5:23:17 pm PST #2649 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Do you need any allen wrenches? I can't seem to throw those out, either. And I never have to, either, now that I have a new tool box.
Allen wrenches? In what size. Cause I think we're good, as all of our furniture is from Ikea and nothing is thrown away unless I do the throwing.
Kat - Jan 03, 2005 5:28:14 pm PST #2650 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm listening to the reading of Michael Bernard Loggins' zine, Fears of Your Life and I'm trying to imagine how many fears I would have if I listed them out as he did.