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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 2:04:22 pm PST #2579 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I still say Coke should have secretly rolled out the old formula back in the early 90s and showed Pepsi a thing or two about their "Gotta Have It" ad campaign.

If anyone knows his bedroom secrets, it's Debbie.

Am I alone in thinking Debbie might be the last person to go to for reliable info about Jackson's bedroom secrets?

DavidS - Jan 03, 2005 2:06:30 pm PST #2580 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's the Coke recipe.

Sophia Brooks - Jan 03, 2005 2:07:34 pm PST #2581 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

re: the Pepsi recipe:

Should one drink Phosporaic Acid. (or is that what "strawberry phosphates" are?) also Coriander???

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 2:08:58 pm PST #2582 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Coriander's kinda sweet. No idea about phosphoric acid, though.

§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 2:09:30 pm PST #2583 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have done almost nothing of note today

Oh, corpses are of note.

Not gory, FTR. The diseased samples were gross in ways for which I was completely unprepared, but the healthy bodies and organs ... strange, but not offputting.

I say this now. I should see what dreams I have first. But it was way cool, and maybe I'll even remember some of the stuff.

Jesse - Jan 03, 2005 2:11:13 pm PST #2584 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Coriander smells like flowers, no?

DavidS - Jan 03, 2005 2:12:22 pm PST #2585 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have done almost nothing of note today

Today, I have:

  • done the dreaded legal expense forms and turned them into accounting

  • updated the exempt attendance database through year-end

  • found the missing offer letters that my boss was sneakily hiding

  • answered a berjillion MCLE questions from Partners who have waited until the last month to get their frickin' 25 hours

  • mollified my wife over the non-payment of her OT going back to October.

  • distributed the original recipe of Coca Cola to the Buffistas

DXMachina - Jan 03, 2005 2:13:22 pm PST #2586 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Here's the original Pepsi recipe, as of 1923. Back then it closely resembled the Coca Cola recipe.

There dosen't appear to be any actual cola in that recipe. Also, none of the other ingredients provide any caffeine.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 2:13:27 pm PST #2587 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Coriander smells like flowers, no?

It tastes like ground Mary Sue, if I recall correctly: all sage and nutmeg-y, yet sweet too. I'm amazed it's a plain brown rather than amber or violet colored.

sarameg - Jan 03, 2005 2:13:59 pm PST #2588 of 10002

The diseased samples were gross in ways for which I was completely unprepared,

Sounds like 9th grade's STD presentation. One kid passed out at one of the slides. I don't recall which one. Probably one of the weeping sores ones.

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