Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Ooops?
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Dec 30, 2004 8:54:04 am PST #1592 of 10002
JohnSweden - Dec 30, 2004 8:55:56 am PST #1593 of 10002
I can't even.
Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Comedy gold! That's the point when a senior auditor once reminded me that "it is all pensionable time". Struck me as kind of complicit in the wastefulness, but he is retired now, so more power to him.
Theodosia - Dec 30, 2004 9:06:00 am PST #1594 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heh. I should probably get some lunch in here. And mail out my Sekrit Santa gift(s) finally.
tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 9:09:58 am PST #1595 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's a link to a bunch of videos of the tsunami (appologies if this has already been posted): [link]
Freaky.
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 9:17:04 am PST #1596 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ooops?
The magic is, no one will ever mention it to me. And the things I would have said instead were much, much worse. Intensely infuriating standing meeting with a party we're trying to help. Against their will. They want it just handed to them. We want them to pony up the same amount of effort as their competitors, or just walk and stop making us have the same conversation week in and week out.
Tom Scola - Dec 30, 2004 9:19:13 am PST #1597 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Toe is not infected. I got an antibiotic perscription, just in case, though.
The doctor said I did the right thing by coming in, so yay.
-t - Dec 30, 2004 9:22:21 am PST #1598 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yay Tom's uninfected toe!
sarameg - Dec 30, 2004 9:30:28 am PST #1599 of 10002
And the things I would have said instead were much, much worse.
Well, that's good.
Yay no oozing toes!
There is a squirrel apparently trying to have sex with the tree outside my window.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2004 9:31:59 am PST #1600 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Chinese restaurant folks are taking "hot and spicy shrimp" a little too much to heart. My lunch is currently trying to get revenge by cooking me from the inside. Oh well, at least any cold germs I might have picked up from my folks have now screamed in terror and fled to my co-workers' respiratory systems.
tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 9:33:35 am PST #1601 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There is a squirrel apparently trying to have sex with the tree outside my window.
Do you have any porno soundtrack music you can play?