This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2004 9:31:59 am PST #1600 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Chinese restaurant folks are taking "hot and spicy shrimp" a little too much to heart. My lunch is currently trying to get revenge by cooking me from the inside. Oh well, at least any cold germs I might have picked up from my folks have now screamed in terror and fled to my co-workers' respiratory systems.


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 9:33:35 am PST #1601 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is a squirrel apparently trying to have sex with the tree outside my window.

Do you have any porno soundtrack music you can play?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 30, 2004 9:34:52 am PST #1602 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah. Very bitter. And see some of these neighborhoods have no driveways, no garages, no parking lots. They predate the auto, or at least predate it being widely used by city dwellers. The yards are the size of postage stamps, and there's hardly anywhere to put the snow. I can understand why people come to blows. If you lose your own spot, there might actually be no where else to park, not even a new spot you could shovel out.

Plus, Southie is one of the less convenient towns to commute in and out of. I think there's one subway stop in the entire city (maybe two) and the in-town buses suck.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2004 9:36:01 am PST #1603 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But it all the suffering was worth it if it gave us New Kids on the Block.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 30, 2004 9:36:20 am PST #1604 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Do you have any porno soundtrack music you can play?

The "munumma-nah" song will do in a pinch (given it's place of origin).


sarameg - Dec 30, 2004 9:38:30 am PST #1605 of 10002

The office next door is playing country....

Thankfully, the squirrel has decided to depart.


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 9:40:38 am PST #1606 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thankfully, the squirrel has decided to depart.

departed...satisfied?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 30, 2004 9:40:52 am PST #1607 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The office next door is playing country....

Thankfully, the squirrel has decided to depart.

These two things MAY be related.


sarameg - Dec 30, 2004 9:53:51 am PST #1608 of 10002

Hey now, I like country music. Some of it, anyway.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2004 9:55:46 am PST #1609 of 10002
What is even happening?

Plus, Southie is one of the less convenient towns to commute in and out of. I think there's one subway stop in the entire city (maybe two) and the in-town buses suck.

Actually, I think one of the problems is out of towners park in Southie for free and then commute to their jobs. I read something about it this morning, but that was pre-degronking, and I couldn't figure it out.

But it all the suffering was worth it if it gave us New Kids on the Block.

That was Dorchester.