We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

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Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2004 8:31:20 am PST #1586 of 10002
What is even happening?

This is brilliant. I take it Boston doesn't do the snow emergency thing, where you have to clear your car off the streets so the plows can get through, or your car is towed.
I am not sure. I don't live in Boston, proper. I think though, what they do is have snow removal times, and until then, people use that unofficial save-your-own-spot method.

Sheesh, your mayor is all proactive. Every snow here, the lawnchairs, dinette chairs, really ugly upholstered chairs and various other unidentified items are broken out and every single night they've got some police spokesperson on the local news telling people not to do that blahblahblah, but they don't do anything beyond that.

I think last year, there were problems. People from Southie know you don't take someone else's reserved space. But the yuppies move in, see the chair in the spot, move the chair, and then yuppies get murdered. And fair enough, says I, even though except for about two years, I have always had a driveway.

Because this...

Wow, people putting stuff in the road to hold a parking spot while they were out would drive me batshit.
But I shovelled out the!*&$*@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spot! It took two hours! It is right in front of my house/apartment! Go shovel your own !*&$*@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spot.
See? Bitter.

Yeah. Very bitter. And see some of these neighborhoods have no driveways, no garages, no parking lots. They predate the auto, or at least predate it being widely used by city dwellers. The yards are the size of postage stamps, and there's hardly anywhere to put the snow. I can understand why people come to blows. If you lose your own spot, there might actually be no where else to park, not even a new spot you could shovel out.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2004 8:32:04 am PST #1587 of 10002
What is even happening?

Tom, how is the toe, other than tired from waiting two hours in the waiting room?


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2004 8:35:26 am PST #1588 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I wonder what the life expectancy is for Colombian mimes.


Tom Scola - Dec 30, 2004 8:39:24 am PST #1589 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Feels better than it did a couple of days ago, I can walk now without much discomfort.

Have moved from waiting in the waiting room to waiting in the exam room.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 8:42:15 am PST #1590 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"

Ah, well.


Pix - Dec 30, 2004 8:42:29 am PST #1591 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Poor Tom! Poor Tom's toe!


sarameg - Dec 30, 2004 8:54:04 am PST #1592 of 10002

Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"

Ooops?


JohnSweden - Dec 30, 2004 8:55:56 am PST #1593 of 10002
I can't even.

Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"

Comedy gold! That's the point when a senior auditor once reminded me that "it is all pensionable time". Struck me as kind of complicit in the wastefulness, but he is retired now, so more power to him.


Theodosia - Dec 30, 2004 9:06:00 am PST #1594 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh. I should probably get some lunch in here. And mail out my Sekrit Santa gift(s) finally.


tommyrot - Dec 30, 2004 9:09:58 am PST #1595 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's a link to a bunch of videos of the tsunami (appologies if this has already been posted): [link]

Freaky.